How’s that lawn taste?
She lived, that’s all that matters.
Right in the beak, that’s gotta hurt.
Damn, that’s nasty.
Good try, dude.
Everyone take one big step backwards.
Looks like they got the dude out safely.
Hint: she wasn’t going to blow them a kiss.
She says riding bikes SUCKS so she rolls in a Power Wheels! #Legend.
Good luck! You're gonna need it.
Man, should have had a coffee first.
This guy needs to relearn lying.
Even if he thinks that’s just some dude, he’s still on camera, right?
Some folks seem sure it’s a rocket.
Have you seen “el ladrón de bancos?!”
A lick could make you sick.
Let’s just hope the Secret Service brought a towel on his trip to Alaska.
Which is worse; that she did this or that a "Fake a Baby" website exists?
What would you get them to agree to?
It don’t go…oh crap.
Shame he only got the one hit in.
Every line of dialogue in this is perfect.
That was unexpected and terrible.
That'll make for an awkward first day. Find out what happened.
Is that kind of like how Grandpa can still use that word?
Would have been nice to see someone take it down again.
Well, that was unusual.
That kid had some balls pulling that off.
They Snapchatted videos of the fights while saying quotes from “Fight Club....