The military probably does a lot of different things, many things that we know about and many more that we don't. The one thing that we know the military does and does well is blow things up with huge explosions. Supposedly, they do other things well. Marching, for example, is walking made more difficult by trying to sync up with a bunch of other soldiers. The military excels at that. And for that, military, we thank you. Your ability to march and blow things up is what keeps us safe.