We think it would be good. Right?
That looks delicious.
YOU'RE A LIAR, PIZZA.
We love cheeseburgers WITH CHEESE!
She's a keeper, too.
How is this not America?
We actually really want to try this.
Somewhere, someone is dying.
Someone is a moron...
What's more natural than natural lemons!?
What lady wouldn't be in love?
Anyone would probably die if they ate that.
That drink must have been bad.
Donut-based cheese burgers. Oh lord.
Maybe just the hot dog?
Wow, a whole egg?
Weiner in a corn tortilla, just like mom used to make.
Lots of cafeterias do this, but Kool Aid? Seriously?
Oh no. No sir. No lunch today.
Mmm, the blind guy was making lunch today.
This is supposed to be some kind of apple juice snack.
Hopefully that's actually cheese.
Hey kids, you want a heart attack for lunch?
Finally, chicken and frosting are together.
Ever since schools have existed, their cafeterias have been destroying food...
If we had a last meal, it'd probably be this.
That makes no sense.