Pay him $5 to clean the damn grease trap, how about?
This is kind of needlessly complex.
No more expensive juice machines!
Street sludge isn't my favorite condiment.
"Well you're not supposed to swallow it!"
I would be too distracted to order.
Obviously, most Chinese restaurants are clean. However, you should be aware...
Beers for all!
That is some serious skill.
In Walmart's defense, they're probably doing the customer a favor by limiti...
The Dorito stash is under a shrub.
Time to beat someone with a sack of turnips.
Go on, get your own Aussie bar stool.
Of course adding lettuce immediately invalidates your argument.
Powerful, scary weapon right there.
Yeah, I'll just stick to meat from now on.
Now bust out those steaks.
I don't even like mangos and I'd still eat that.
That’s probably regrettable later in the night.
That’s the sign of a career drunk.
Pretty clever, Costco.
Wonder if the dude ever puts his hand on the anti-griddle by mistake
He ate the wings! His pants stay on!
Move on Vegematics and the Food Police. I
Well that was a terrible idea.
Do yourself a favor and order vegetarian.
Kingsford - Gather Round and Grill This Weekend.