When you need to eat, nothing gets in the way.
Mommy's just having a bad month. Go play in your room.
But how did they taste?
Well, that was different.
Save the precious liquid!
There will be blood.
You wouldn't expect this to happen, really.
Just FYI, coconut oil is pretty bad for you.
What a handy device.
Ahh, Santa’s piss bucket.
Wonder how many bartenders screw that up.
Yeah, no. Just drink it.
Oh McDonalds, good job.
If you fail at this you fail at everything.
She's going to smell like a super drunk all day long.
Need to incorporate AI so that it knows to fetch beers when you're empty.
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What on Earth could that dude have said to her to prompt that response?
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That's a lot of beer that went to waste.
Being a vegetarian must suck.
Damn, all out of wang janglers.
With that kind of chip, one is plenty.
Kanye couldn't do it better.
Don't bring your appetite for this breakfast.
You can bet that restaurant will never give away free food again.
Another customer should have helped shut her up, right?
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