Save the precious liquid!
There will be blood.
You wouldn't expect this to happen, really.
Just FYI, coconut oil is pretty bad for you.
Apparently this guy isn't a fan.
What a handy device.
Ahh, Santa’s piss bucket.
"We'll do it LIVE!" Watch to see if Phil gags...
Wonder how many bartenders screw that up.
Yeah, no. Just drink it.
That's totally a d*ck.
Oh McDonalds, good job.
Is changing the McDonald’s french-fry recipe an affront to America?
Would you eat it?
“I will never eat a chicken nugget again WTF McDonald’s?????” The horror.
If you fail at this you fail at everything.
Looks pretty damn similar to us.
It entitles you to all the free McDick's you could possibly eat.
Now go eat a whole loaf of bread.
She's going to smell like a super drunk all day long.
If this isn't the grossest thing you see today then I pity you.
Need to incorporate AI so that it knows to fetch beers when you're empty.
If there's one thing the internet has taught me, it's to stay far away from...
What on Earth could that dude have said to her to prompt that response?
We had no idea we could fall in love so quickly.
Now I want ramen!
Thanks to Jay Baron from Walking With Giants for sending this one in! ...
That's a lot of beer that went to waste.