Looks pretty damn similar to us.
It entitles you to all the free McDick's you could possibly eat.
Now go eat a whole loaf of bread.
She's going to smell like a super drunk all day long.
If this isn't the grossest thing you see today then I pity you.
Need to incorporate AI so that it knows to fetch beers when you're empty.
If there's one thing the internet has taught me, it's to stay far away from...
What on Earth could that dude have said to her to prompt that response?
We had no idea we could fall in love so quickly.
Now I want ramen!
Thanks to Jay Baron from Walking With Giants for sending this one in! ...
That's a lot of beer that went to waste.
Being a vegetarian must suck.
I am 23 years old and, given the financial leeway, would polish off a Stell...
Damn, all out of wang janglers.
With that kind of chip, one is plenty.
Man beats own son’s record to grow the heftiest pumpkin EVER. USA! USA!
Really making the case for eating at home tonight and every night.
That's a shame.
Kanye couldn't do it better.
Don't bring your appetite for this breakfast.
The real winner of this debate is who gets good and drunk while watching it...
You can bet that restaurant will never give away free food again.
They have filed a patent for the hamburger- hotdog bun technology.
Time to put on your lederhosen and have a schnitzel. Prost!
Another customer should have helped shut her up, right?
To avoid beer trucks damaging cobblestone streets they needed an epic solut...
What would you do if YOU found bugs all over your food?
Those eggs have rich lives.