It's always a little heartbreaking when mom laughs at you.
Then someone puts pineapple on it and it's ruined.
It was 2! Never change the story!
This is why people don't like surprises later in life.
Bees are great....you go get it.
But did it hurt?
A three-year-old boy from Missouri had the best birthday of his young life ...
Uh, head's up, son!
Kid likes potassium, nothing wrong with that.
As long as you're laughing everything is cool.
Eh...anyone can do that. Probably. Maybe. Not really.
Those are some intense kids.
Just going to need some ice now.
Everyone loves a good sandwich.
Well, that's nice of him.
Secure as Fort Knox.
Just don't get her mad.
Now you'll never get pancakes.
Looks like he's channeling Gilbert Gottfried's mannerisms and expression at...
Can you get scouted in daycare?
It's more impressive that she can handle that gun so well.
Why didn't the kid listen?!
Hell yeah it's beer.
You tell that monkey, kid.
Some people have pretty clear career paths. Thanks to Sam Blewett the Littl...
Stop it. Just stop it.
Glad they're someone else's.
That kid is pretty crafty.
These two happy children will make you reexamine your own relationship.
It's only fun you have friends who won't draw dicks on it.