Everyone loves a good sandwich.
Never tell a weather man a weather app is smarter than they are.
You know, batman? The f#%^ing superhero?
10 o' clock? What the Sam hell?
And it wasn't even Gandalf either.
Dads go through the same thing, too.
Dude's lucky that man didn't beat his head in.
That little girl already drops quality f-bombs.
Maybe he just likes seeing his Dad do house work.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it...
What's not to like, he has 2 chains.
Well, that's nice of him.
The kid's reactions are up to snuff.
Like, really bad.
Secure as Fort Knox.
Too bad entertainment gets more and more costly as you age.
Just don't get her mad.
Now you'll never get pancakes.
Can nothing stop it?!?
That might be the last time he gets invited back for Christmas.
He just wants to put on some music that doesn't suck.
What a strange first word.
Look out, Dad! Your little girl's already working her flirting eyes.
Some say this is the worst part about Christmas.
Gotta wonder what happened to keep them apart.
Now keep running until you drop, old man.
Looks like he's channeling Gilbert Gottfried's mannerisms and expression at...
Do you think giving your kids TOO much is abusive parenting?
Can you get scouted in daycare?
And she keeps trying it!