Little kids won't learn unless you let them make mistakes. This is some goo...
Give the kid a couple years and dad won't stand a chance.
"Half a pistachio shell!" Alright, that was funny.
He might be the greatest audience member ever.
The unfortunate reality is you can't trust anyone these days -- even family...
One of the best insults ever.
Always cool when someone gets this procedure done.
No more of your awfulness!
Everyone's happy to see mom.