Ahh, the things we do as teenagers to impress our crushes: write embarrassi...
Now the guy in the boat seems like a pussy.
Ever hear about those people who get eaten by wild animals? Yeah...
Well isn't he a big boy?
Never try to put a constricting snake near your junk, for more than one rea...
Bag it and tag it.
Worse than a toilet at a public rest stop.
Your mechanic hates cleaning turtle out of the engine.
Yeah, keep bugging it.
He's good. Maybe too good.
Because you'll need a stack of toads one day.
Who would have guessed a giant carnivore could be dangerous?
Cobras love loafers.
If only they had a way to warn you that you were too close. Thanks to Zach...
Wonder what they feed that monster.
Get that poor little guy a drink.
Yeah, your car is BS and the gator knows it.
It's harder than you think to tackle something already on the ground.
Not surprisingly, this took place in Alabama. The woman sounds like she kno...
And now the noble croc returns to the water, hungry and unloved.
More toes are lost that way...
"Dave, get next to it for perspective!" Not only is the cameraman funny, he...
The most terrifying story you will read today involving a penis & a snake.