Good thing momma bear didn’t show up.
Kind of like Jurassic Park, only less blood.
He hogs all the pool noodles.
And you thought there was nothing to be scared of in New Jersey.
Take that, thug.
How do you lift a baby panda? By its noggin, of course.
Thankfully she is recovering and OK. The bear, not so much.
Never get this close to a bear. Especially if it's a defensive mama bear.
Make it rain!
You should see him use an iPhone.
That big one sounds intimidating.
All things being equal, just close the door when a bear’s around.
Wonder if there was any reason for this.
Climbing is hard, man.
He’s having the time of his life.
He seemed nice enough.
At least someone likes winter.
Who got the rest of that deer anyway?
What? This could be real.
Pandas and kids can’t get enough of the stuff.
You will not get away. Don’t try.
That’s enough out of you, bear.
That’s why you don’t coat your camera in honey.
Panda: Large black-and-white bear-like mammal. Eats, shoots and leaves.
Nutty little buggers.
Either that, or maybe this is an isolated incident.
Now how in the hell do you score that?
This is why I don't ride a bike or go outside.