Stay out of the mud pit, kiddo.
Pro tip: blood smeared on the highway is a reason to brake.
Your mechanic hates cleaning turtle out of the engine.
At least he seemed happy before he disappeared.
The real reason Rudolph's nose is so red: he's coming home HAMMERED. Thank...
The streets are going to be messy.
Drink from a stream? Gross.
Nothing puts a tiny owl down. Nothing.
Go take pics of the giraffes, they don't mind.
Ran over 200 yards just to mess up this guys bumper. That's dedication.
Bet the elk didn't expect that.
Moments later he ate her face off.
Just because you served your country doesn't mean you want to touch a gross...
Bad place to cross the highway.
That's one ill tempered bird.
Later the deer tried to kill him.
No one likes you, deer.
That's just too damn many birds.
This guy is smart, pretending to be an office temp ahead of Thanksgiving.
You know what they're eating? Freedom.
He's got the tiniest concussion.
Didn't see that coming, huh?
Everyone needs a hug and a song now and then.
Even bears like some bacon. Thanks to the ...
Back to the foul depths from whence ye came!
It's fresh in the box.
If only they had a way to warn you that you were too close. Thanks to Zach...
Seems like everyone else on the road saw the moose except the guy who neede...
Yeah, your car is BS and the gator knows it.