Ahh, the things we do as teenagers to impress our crushes: write embarrassi...
Now the guy in the boat seems like a pussy.
Does a bear s#!T in your car?
Ever hear about those people who get eaten by wild animals? Yeah...
Awww, that's a downer.
Doesn't have much to say, does he?
You have to wonder what's so good about the other side of the road.
All it takes is one guy with a good idea to get everyone on board.
Never try to put a constricting snake near your junk, for more than one rea...
Why is there even a monkey out there?
Maybe it's just those guys aren't very intimidating.
How did he not see that there on the way out?
This cave smells ok but it's dark as hell.
No one ever calls out a monkey on their shenanigans.
Maybe it's a snack he's holding for later.
Free food gets everyone's attention.
That was weird all around.
And he runs off to try it again.
That orangutan will never forget this betrayal.
So graceful, the way they fly.
Bag it and tag it.
Stay out of the mud pit, kiddo.
Pro tip: blood smeared on the highway is a reason to brake.
Your mechanic hates cleaning turtle out of the engine.
At least he seemed happy before he disappeared.
The real reason Rudolph's nose is so red: he's coming home HAMMERED. Thank...
The streets are going to be messy.
Drink from a stream? Gross.
Nothing puts a tiny owl down. Nothing.