Ahh, the things we do as teenagers to impress our crushes: write embarrassi...
Now the guy in the boat seems like a pussy.
Pretty impressive for a big fella.
Does a bear s#!T in your car?
Ever hear about those people who get eaten by wild animals? Yeah...
Well isn't he a big boy?
Awww, that's a downer.
Doesn't have much to say, does he?
This isn't normal.
You have to wonder what's so good about the other side of the road.
All it takes is one guy with a good idea to get everyone on board.
Never try to put a constricting snake near your junk, for more than one rea...
Why is there even a monkey out there?
Maybe it's just those guys aren't very intimidating.
How did he not see that there on the way out?
This cave smells ok but it's dark as hell.
Kids are all the same. Get it? Yeah, you get it.
No one ever calls out a monkey on their shenanigans.
Maybe it's a snack he's holding for later.
Free food gets everyone's attention.
That was weird all around.
Where does a moose go to get warm after that?
And he runs off to try it again.
That is one lucky moose. He would have been dead, frozen meat without the h...
That orangutan will never forget this betrayal.
So graceful, the way they fly.
Bag it and tag it.
Stay out of the mud pit, kiddo.
Pro tip: blood smeared on the highway is a reason to brake.