Cows are noble beasts. Moderately docile and innately built with the ability to work as a herd, these walking chuck wagons have long fed the people of earth. These noble bovine are more than just collections of rib eyes, sirloins, filets, and chuck roasts. These massive animals are also incredibly dangerous, much like bigger, crazy horses. Capable of stampeding in huge herds, and kicking straight through a rancher's body, these half ton slabs of meat are better dealt with in their cooked, delicious form. Pass the steak sauce.