A police officer who was trying to wrangle a runaway cow almost found himse...
We've reached peak 'aw.'
Me me me me me.
Now the guy in the boat seems like a pussy.
When we walk in around aimlessly in the middle of the road, we get told, "Y...
That's probably some Marvin Gaye he's singing.
Pretty impressive for a big fella.
It's like Vin Diesel in a fur coat.
Does a bear s#!T in your car?
Only amateurs need a Whoopi Cushion.
Feels like we shouldn't be watching this.
Ever hear about those people who get eaten by wild animals? Yeah...
Cool beard, bro.
Playing in the street always ends badly.
There's not so much room for you in here, whale.
Go to the tube marked 'heroin'.
Has anyone ever taken you on a helicopter ride?
Damn, delicious leaves!
Was he drunk? You bet your anus he was.
Well isn't he a big boy?
And that man had a very poor night's sleep on the ground.
Your cat is basically saying your house is full of filth.
Better luck next time, pup.
He seems pretty stoked to be here.
You can tell the cat kind of likes it and kind of hates it.
Everyone agrees that the best type of meme is an animal meme.
They should have waited.
Yeah, that glass is doing it's job.
Awww, that's a downer.