FTW: Open A Wine Bottle With Almost Anything

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  Glass_of_Ukko - 9 months ago

  Or you could just go buy a corkscrew.

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  KamronWithaK - a month ago

  I can't believe he didn't do the shoe.

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  Fireforge1979 - 9 months ago

  or you could pull the dildo out of your a$S and get a beer!

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  stuminator - 9 months ago

  Drink beer ya sissy!

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  headXcreeps - 9 months ago

  common sense?

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  Yourmother5124 - 9 months ago

  This is a tip for all you ladies. Next time you come upstairs and ask me to open the bottle of wine, i'm gonna punch you in the face and ask you why you're out of the kitchen.

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  Jonathan-Willard-825 - 9 months ago

  I love the irony of the "but hey we're men" comment while talking about opening a bottle of wine.

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  uBlow - 9 months ago

  buy beer

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  brnbeaver - 9 months ago

  If your not going to say BAM then dont do the video. Boom is so g@y. Stick to what works.

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  lostinokinawa - 9 months ago

  If you are a wine drinker, don't you have 2 or 3 bottle openers? I would think if you drill slowly while pushing on the drill you could stop when you are almost through the cork and then pull the cork out with the drill. fail and this guy is not funny.

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  Konnor - 9 months ago

  With a drill.. how lame. Open it with a shoe, like a real man

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  Andrew-Her-203 - 9 months ago

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  Andrew-Her-203 - 9 months ago

  Dude is hella funny. i like your videos mann

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  cdlopez - 9 months ago

  Left-handed people are clumsy!

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  brnbeaver - 9 months ago

  I just suck the cork out

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  willy_pee_stains - 9 months ago

  i would like to open a bottle with his head

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  haredx - 9 months ago

  Or you just buy a box of franzia which doesn't even have a cork.... moron.

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  Mr_Tideman - 9 months ago

  Can't find anything to open your wine with. What is a homo to do?

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  boogiestu - 9 months ago

  I like to swallow the whole bottle, then poop out just the bottle in the morning.

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  Glizz - 9 months ago

  You could make a similar video about aborting pregnancies.

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  pawelny1 - 9 months ago

  my friend you're missing the "open it with a shoe" trick.

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  Puked_On_My_Tits - 9 months ago

  I open my wine with my dik.

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  digidave - 9 months ago

  Real men don't drink wine or know what a (coat hanger?) is...

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  jimbob1317 - 9 months ago

  What man doesn't have a Swiss army knife with a corkscrew. Every non-gay man has one and never gets to use the corkscrew. Then again only gay men drink wine, so go for it you homo. Real men drink Pabst.

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  bertel1987 - 9 months ago

  A toothbrush - whoop de f______ doo! And yea, pushing the cork into the wine certainly improves the taste. Poor french people, you rape their culture. :D

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  akieron92 - 9 months ago

  a monkey can figure those opening methods out

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