If it's weird or cool, it'll be in here!
It refuses to stop staring at you.
On live television in Washington DC, Santa Claus was shot with a pellet gun...
This is what I hope to find under my Christmas tree.
No Santa peeing lights off the roof? Eh, oh well.
This has to take an insane amount of effort
Heave a metal Christmas everyone.
Those kids dance like crap.
So that’s what Kid Rock’s up to these days.
Eh, I’ve seen bigger.
You'll be horrified at the results.