The Luckiest Bastards On Earth
Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? Well, screw you, your luck has got nothing on these people’s luck. They’re lucky to be alive, and they’re even luckier that someone caught their experiences on camera and uploaded them to the internet to allow us to live and almost die vicariously through them. Which of these people deserves to be called the luckiest bastard of 2012?
Two Guys Crash Plane Despite Alarm
These guys listen to an alarm telling them to put their landing gear down and can't seem to remember to do it. They ruin their propeller, the bottom of their plane, and the chance anyone will ever fly with them.
World's Luckiest Ice Climber
Looks like we found someone with even better timing than this guy.
Lucky Guy Avoids Two Trucks Barreling His Way
This guy has to have some angels somewhere because he survives what was sure to be a very painful death. And, he does it with minimal effort.
A Crazy And Painful Boat Crash
Everyone ended up fine, so I guess it's cool to point out that one woman's face slammed right into that other woman's butt. And that's awesome.
The Luckiest Tow Truck Driver
The tow truck driver jumped out at the right moment, but the semi driver didn't. Miraculously, he survived and is going to be fine.
Base Jumping Goes Wrong
Back in March 2011, 28 year old Ivan jumped off a 400 ft power line and slammed into the ground when his parachute failed. He recently tweeted that he has fully recovered from a concussion, brain contusion, broken pelvis, spinal injury, and contusion of the lung.
Pilot Crash Lands Into Neighborhood
If you're going to crash land a plane it doesn't get much better than this.
Motorcyclist Performs Brutal Gymnastics Routine
He's okay, but we're pretty sure that motorcycle crash cost him an arm and a leg.