Failingest Fails That Ever Failed

You know a fail when you see one. You can recognize it by the laughter emanating from your body as you refuse to commiserate with a person who has just embarrassed himself in front of friends, family, and the world. We have the best fails at Break.com, and we need you to select just one shining moment to be called The Failingnest Fail of 2012. Laugh with us at these people, and then vote for your favorite.

Blonde Chick Explains MPH

This blonde chick uses a new twist on math and physics to help explain the equation for miles per hour.

Nerd Dating 101

"Not to sound like I have a big head, but I was once in one of the top guilds in World of Warcraft". This has to be the only time in history that line worked. These two WOW nerds find love in the weirdest place, a reality dating show.

Drunk Girl Forgets About Physics

This girl thinks that the tiny awning she is sitting on, high above the ground, will hold her. If only we knew what she was thinking during the fall.

Cannonball + Frozen Pool = Fail

Apparently people in Germany are bored and desperate enough for some swim time that they'll dive into frozen water. Because hey, how could that possibly end badly?

WHAT'S IN MY MOUTH?

This girl just had her wisdom teeth removed and is completely perplexed by what is going on in her mouth. I don't know why parents love recording their kids like this, but it's hilarious.

The Most Wrong Right Workout You’ll See Today

She’s probably killing her lower back but odds are no one in the gym wants to correct her.

Apparently This Move Works Pretty Well

Martial Arts expert accidentally chokes out his assistant while demonstrating a martial arts move.

Best Freudian Slip Ever

Have two female news anchors report on an upcoming sausage festival and the chance something goes wrong is 100%.