Kate Upton. We all like her. And for those who say they dont, we now youre lying. Because how can you not like her? She seems nice... and stuff. Shes good at her job, which is to look really, really hot. She is hard working, because she is always looking hot. And, she likes sports, which is nice because sports and hot chicks go together like boobs and boners. You could say she was the supermodel of the year all over the world. Shes been everywhere and in most magazines. She was even in a magazine about nuns. Thats not true. Were lying now. But are we? Yes. No? Youll have to go find all the nun magazines to truly know...
Kate Upton was made for slow motion. And slow motion was made for Kate Upton.
News Update June 20, 2013: TMZ has found a new video of <a href='http://www.break.com/article/kate-upton-naked-on-a-horse-video-2467117'>Kate Upton on a horse</a>. This video would not be news worthy were she not also completely topless. The censored version of the video has burned its way across the internet but the uncensored pictures are still lurking offline.
News Update April 9, 2012: Kate Upton continues her assault on an unsexiness by turning Easter into a sexy holiday. The super model appeared in lingerie and a set of bunny ears in an ad for Love magazine. Who knew the Easter bunny could be sexy?