Kate Upton was made for slow motion. And slow motion was made for Kate Upton.
News Update June 20, 2013: TMZ has found a new video of <a href='http://www.break.com/article/kate-upton-naked-on-a-horse-video-2467117'>Kate Upton on a horse</a>. This video would not be news worthy were she not also completely topless. The censored version of the video has burned its way across the internet but the uncensored pictures are still lurking offline.
News Update April 9, 2012: Kate Upton continues her assault on an unsexiness by turning Easter into a sexy holiday. The super model appeared in lingerie and a set of bunny ears in an ad for Love magazine. Who knew the Easter bunny could be sexy?
Kate Upton. We all like her. And for those who say they dont, we now youre lying. Because how can you not like her? She seems nice... and stuff. Shes good at her job, which is to look really, really hot. She is hard working, because she is always looking hot. And, she likes sports, which is nice because sports and hot chicks go together like boobs and boners. You could say she was the supermodel of the year all over the world. Shes been everywhere and in most magazines. She was even in a magazine about nuns. Thats not true. Were lying now. But are we? Yes. No? Youll have to go find all the nun magazines to truly know...
In important news today, Sports Illustrated's highly anticipated swimsuit issue featuring a naked Kate Upton has leaked.
[Looks at cover.]
This cover is telling us that Sports Illustrated readers have nothing to do for the next 3 months but sit in their filthy man caves and masturbate.
And compliments to Sports Illustrated for getting as close to actual pornography as they could without having to sell the issue in a brown paper bag.
This issue is going to be the most looked at magazine in the country, right up until all its pages are stuck together.
This is Kevin Christy and you've been fed.
We're just going to leave this one over here. Enjoy your weekend. And by enjoy we mean Watch Kate Upton's breasts bounce in a hypnotic way. The Swimsuit model obviously knows how to use her best assets.