ZOOEY DESCHANEL NUDE: WHO'S THAT TOPLESS GIRL?

Monkey500 by Monkey500 on Jun. 27, 2014

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Never let it be said that a dictionary can’t have a sense of humor. Recently, the Collins English Dictionary included the new word “adorkable” to define a combination of dork and adorable, which means depending on your Scrabble rules, it actually is a legitimate word. The word though is also virtually synonymous with the bubbly charms of Zooey Deschanel, who somehow combines the body of a sex kitten, the bangs of a model, the soul of a nerd and the heart of a kewpie doll into one rather irresistible package. Her distinctive voice, which can pull off comedy, drama and some major vocal talent, is part of her charm, but her girl next door meets wacky sex kitten persona has made her the dream girl for a generation of nerds, music fans, hipsters, weirdos, and of course geeks. Although the word has kind of come and gone and is now used often enough that you may feel the need to strangle anyone saying it, it still does seem to be the perfect word for Zooey’s zealots. Therefore, to those of you who can’t get enough of her adorkability, we will prepare to strap you in for a journey into what lies beneath her outfits. Sit back and enjoy the ride as we go on a magically nerdy carpet ride in search of:

WHERE CAN I SEE ZOOEY DESCHANEL NUDE?

Zooey has often shown quite a bit of skin, but her only true nude scene was in 2008’s indie comedy “Gigantic,” and it does indeed feature her large if not quite gigantic breasts. It is somewhat of a distant shot and rather dark, but there’s no doubt that it is her.

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Seeing Zooey nude is clearly one of the best things imaginable for a fan of her patented brand of adorkability. Would it be fair to say that it is an integral part of the good life? Judging by a smoking hot scene from her 2007 film “The Good Life,” it certainly may be. In this scene, she lies on her back with her breasts exposed, but offers enough modesty to cover them up.

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ANY OTHER FILMS WHERE I CAN SOME OF THAT ADORKABLE ZOOEY DESCHANEL’S NAKED BODY?

In 2005’s “Winter Passing,” she has a nice little love scene where you can see most of one of her breasts doing some fun jiggling. This is certainly preferable to jiggling that isn’t fun.

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HOW DID ZOOEY GET SO CUTE AND ADORKABLE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Zooey Deschanel’s upbringing was hardly the most typical. Consider that she got her unusual first name from a J.D. Salinger novella, and was often shuffled from town to town when her father, the brilliant Oscar-nominated cinematographer Caleb Deschanel, had to go on location. By high school, she had settled down long enough to go to Crossroads, one of the most popular schools in Southern California for children of people in the film industry. Her classmates included several other kids of movie people, including Jake Gyllenhaal and Kate Hudson, so clearly she was surrounded by artistic people even at a very young age.

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I LOVE ZOOEY ON HER SHOW “THE NUDE GIRL” BUT I THINK IT’S AN UNFAIR TITLE. SHE’S NEVER NUDE ON IT. CAN I SUE FOX FOR FALSE ADVERTISING?

Perhaps you are dyslexic or hard of hearing or just plain stupid, but the show that she stars on isn’t called “The Nude Girl.” It is of course called “The New Girl,” and it has helped made the off-beat indie star into a bona fide mainstream celebrity. It also of course is the essence of how and where she became Lil’ Miss Adorkable, as her sexy, nerdy, geeky, sweet essence quickly became distilled in her character. All that, and she frequently shows up wearing little more than a bra. That’s what we call a win win. Here’s a pink lace one:

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Here’s a purple and white one:

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Perhaps best of all, here she is in underwear for a very off-beat S & M scene:

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Here’s what she had to say about that sexy costume.  “I’m not saying it’s not hard for anybody else but I like to be covered from head to toe most of the time. If I had my druthers, I would be completely like in a turtle neck or pants or floor length skirt all the time. So to be in a S&M style outfit doing that took a lot of my own bravery. [...] I think part of being an actor is realizing you have to do stuff that is hard for you to do.”

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She continued by saying “Some people just like being naked or have no problem with that. I am not one of those people. Part of me likes doing it for that reason because it makes you very vulnerable and there’s something freeing about that. It was even more terrifying to begin with because when I was trying on the costume they were taking pictures and showing it to the executive producers. I had to wear a leather bondage thing and the whole thing was supposed to be tied on so tight you can’t get it off. Making all those elements work was a little bit of tricky puzzle.”

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IS ZOOEY THE ONLY HOT DESCHANEL AROUND?

As a matter of fact, Zooey’s sister Emily Deschanel, who has starred on “Bones” for many years. is also absolutely gorgeous. She is also far less the “adorkable” archetype, so if you prefer your Deschanel sisters minus dorkiness, she may be your choice.emily and zooey deschanel

Emily has never done a nude scene, but has offered several tantalizing glimpses of her body. Here’s a stunner from her shoot for Esquire.

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ZOOEY IS A TOTAL CUTIE, BUT FOR SOME REASON, I WOULD FEEL STRANGE PUTTING HER INTO A CAB. I CAN’T QUITE PUT MY FINGER ON WHY THOUGH. ANY GUESSES?

Most likely your subconscious has connected the fact that Zooey was once married to Ben Gibbard, the singer from Death Cab For Cutie. Gibbard has been asked several times about what went wrong and how he may or may not have written songs about their split, but he has always been a gentleman about not casting blame or offering many details. He said that “More times than not, when people think a song's about a certain thing, it's not. But for obvious personal reasons, but also because I want these songs to exist within the context of people's lives who are listening to them, I don't want to tell people what part of these songs are my own confessions about my life and the life of those around me. I think it kind of cheapens the purpose of writing a song in the first place.”

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As to what Zooey learned from the relationship, she had these wise words to offer. “"Whether you're married or not, if you're in a relationship, you have to wake up every day and say, 'I want to stay with this person.' You have to make the commitment every day and every second and every minute.”

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I LOVE HOW ZOOEY SINGS THE THEME SONG OF HER TV SHOW. SHE’S REALLY GOOD. IS THAT REALLY HER VOICE?

That very distinctive voice is most definitely her, and she has indeed a parallel and quite successful career as a musician. She’s mostly known for her work in the indie darlings She & Him with hipster icon M. Ward, which allows her to sing her own songs as well as unique covers. In fact, unlike countless other film and tv stars who subject the world to their music that would have been better left in the garage, she actually is a seriously talented musician.

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She had this to say about making music with Ward. “Writing music is really personal, and it's a really exciting thing to participate in because represents the full creative process: It feels like something is coming from nothing. Also, in making a record there are so fewer people involved-- at least in our case. There were no more than three or four people in the studio at once. So I really feel like I can stand by everything on the record and say this is something that I personally endorse.”

ANY CHANCE YOU CAN TRACK DOWN ANY PICTURES OF ZOOEY KISSING ANOTHER HOT CHICK?

We can indeed. In 2011’s underrated comedy “Our Idiot Brother,” Zooey has a brief make out session with fellow TV star and hottie Rashida Jones.

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The two are friends in real life, and Zooey had this to say about the kiss. “"It was a little weird at first but I thought it was awesome because she's cool. I mean, it's better than kissing a stranger. And she's really cute."

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She is indeed really cute. Rashida offered her take on the scene as well. "'I was like, 'Oh, my God, girls are so pretty and soft. No stubble burn! What am I doing with guys?' I haven't dipped back since, but I was very appreciative of the experience."

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HOW GREAT WOULD ZOOEY DESCHANEL BE IN BED?

We may never get to know too many details about this particular question, but if there’s something to one’s ability to do some major yoga stretches and sexual aptitude, then we may be onto something. Check out this clip of Zooey doing yoga on “Weeds” and feel free to let your imagination run wild.

 

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