Zoe Saldana: Trekkie, Guardian, Avatar and Hottie

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Ok, we’re going to start with a general fact about nerds. Nerds, if they like girls, tend to like pretty girls who are in sci-fi movies or TV shows. Today’s nerd crush, the gorgeous Zoe Saldana nude, is a true triple threat for nerds around the globe, as she had prominent roles in three separate massive sci-fi worlds. And yeah, she’s hot too. But, especially as today is national nerd day (it doesn’t matter when you’re reading this, because every day is national nerd day), we’ve gone into space, trekked the galaxy, and gone beyond rational thought to discover all the places you can find images of Zoe Saldana without her space suit. Or any suit for that matter, as her nudity is the galaxy we’ll be guarding today. So put on a mix tape, find some blue people, and let’s boldly go where no nerd has gone before to find out

WHERE CAN I SEE ZOE SALDANA NUDE?

Although Zoe has on several occasions done sexy scenes in film and TV, her only real nude scene was in 2011’s “Columbiana.” Sorry to say, at least part of this scene was shot with a body double, which means how much is Zoe and how much is faux Zoe (say that 5 times fast) is anyone’s guess. Take a peek here and judge for yourself.

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A nearly nude scene, and one certainly worthy of any card carrying nerd’s Zoe fixation came in 2010’s “The Losers.” This clip proves that Zoe can be sexy even not in space, or when she’s blue. Nothing too surprising, but good to point out.

Another key clip is from 2004’s “Haven,” which in full nerd freak out mode is famous for Zoe hooking up with Legolas himself, Orlando Bloom. Worlds collide! The film may be forgettable, but there’s some serious chemistry in this clip.

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THAT’S ALL WELL AND GOOD BUT I WANT TO SEE ZOE HOOK UP WITH ANOTHER HOTTIE IN A LIBRARY, ESPECIALLY IF THAT HOTTIE IS MARRIED TO ASHTON KUTCHER. CAN YOU POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION?

Yes, nerds, I can. In 2007’s “After Sex,” Zoe does just that with the sexy Mila Kunis. This clip, appropriately entitled “Zoe Saldana fingers Mila Kunis in Library” proves that youtube clips can have the funniest names.

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Speaking of lesbians and Zoe Saldana, she’s very forthright about her sexuality – sometimes that is. When asked if she had ever been in a relationship with another woman, she told Allure Magazine “Promise me one thing: You’re going to ask this question [in the article]—if you choose to, just put three dots as my response. That’s it.”

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So, next time you use three dots in a sentence, feel free to think of Zoe Saldana getting it on with Mila Kunis or some other random gorgeous woman.

WHERE HAS ZOE SALDANA HAD SEX?

By her own admission, she’s a member of the mile high club. She also had sex on a train, sort of like Sam I Am in “Green Eggs and Ham” if it had a sex part instead of weirdly colored eggs. She said “Ok this is ghetto, but I’m from Queens so whatever, there is a train from Coney Island all the way back into the city, and it was between two train cars, it was super ghetto.”

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Super ghetto? More like super hotto to us and our nerd legions. What does she think of sex in general? Brace yourself for her answer. “Love it, love it, love it — can’t live without it! I love sex. I love skin. I don’t believe the body is something to hide.”

WHAT’S ZOE SALDANA’S FAVORITE SEX POSITION?

My, my nerds – aren’t we brash with our questions today! But we do have some info on the topic at hand. “I have to say, for a long time I was a bit lazy so I didn’t like to be on top, but I’m really digging it. But I’ve found things that work…because I have really long legs, you just make them sit or lay on a pillow, or two pillows, that way they’re like a little elevated, so I won’t be so, like, doing a split because my legs are really long.”

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Yowsa. She continued by saying “If I’m on top, if I’m straddling…why am I stuttering? It’s so f–king natural!”

WHAT ABOUT ZOE SALDANA SEXY PHOTO SHOOTS?

Not surprisingly, the photogenic beauty has done many of those, and some have offered goodly amounts of flesh.

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