Australia is both a country and a continent, which may or may not have something to do with the remarkable number of high quality exports it has brought the world. Yvonne Strahovski’s beauty is among the latest in a long line that also includes koala bears, kangaroos, vegemite, didgeridoos and boomerangs. Toss in inventions like the notepad, the electric drill, the refrigerator, the tank, and the CPAP mask. In the film and tv world, the number of Aussie exports is equally remarkable. Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Cate Blanchett, Mel Gibson. Ok, they can take Mel back. Yvonne Strahovski (born Yvonne Jaqueline Strzechowski, but clearly destined to change it for an easier to spell name) not only can play gorgeous bikini chicks, she can play intellectuals, funny girls, smooth talking spies, and even off the charts wacko serial killer. Toss in a body that could keep a narcoleptic awake for days, a smile made for a toothpaste commercial and a face that could adorn a Wikipedia entry for “hottie.” There are countless reasons to keep tabs on her career, but let us not forget one of the most important reasons to pay attention to her, which is a chance to see her nude. So then, dear readers, our journey today is to find out the important question of:
WHERE CAN I SEE YVONNE STRAHOVSKI NUDE?
Although the answer is not quite what you might have hoped for, there are lots of ways to see some tantalizing skin of Yvonne’s. As to a full on nude scene or photo shoot from her, all we can do is hope that one might lay ahead in the future. One of her steamiest scenes to date was in Showtime’s “Dexter,” which had enough bizarre if not Freudian sexual twists to make anyone’s head spin. To recap, the star of the show married the actress who played his sister on the show, while on the show, his sister wanted to sleep with her brother. Add to the mix Yvonne’s role of a serial killer who finally finds her perfect match in Dexter, another serial killer, and you’ve got a potent brew of messed up folks. As an audience member though, the scenes Yvonne shared with Michael C. Hall as Dexter are quite memorable, even if it was a body double for the most extreme moments.
For some even more provocative moments with Yvonne from “Dexter” you’ll need to click here. You’ll really appreciate it if violent sex and a gorgeous blonde turn you on.
She had this to say about what it was like to play such a dark character. "I don't think she's evil, I think she's a survivor. I think she does evil things because she's trying to survive. And I think in her mind she's justified everything, though she's uncomfortable with some of the things she's done herself. But she knows she has to live with it and she's just trying to have a life, really. At the same time that's sort of made her into quite a manipulative girl. So I guess some people would say that's pure evil, but I think there's more to it.”
WOULD IT BE A GOOD IDEA TO SPY ON YVONNE STRAHOVSKI TO SEE HER NUDE?
Not only would it be completely wrong, illegal, immoral and dangerously stupid, there’s a good chance you’d go to jail and we would lose a reader. So please don’t. Another reason not to is that she may have picked up some pointers in preventing any espionage on your part in the role that first brought her to American audiences. On “Chuck” she played a CIA agent whose sexuality isn’t the most prominent part of her job, but of course she can’t help but bring the heat. This scene offers her in black bra and panties jumping into a shower with the title character.
All that CIA training didn’t go to waste for another of her major roles. In the recent Fox series “24: Live Another Day” she again played a CIA agent, but this time around, the show was utterly devoid of laughs. Unless you watched it as a drinking game and had to drink every time Kiefer Sutherland sneered or grimaced. Then it was damn funny. Anyway, she got to be a bad ass once again and even sour face Kiefer couldn’t mess up her hotness.
CAN YVONNE STRAHOVSKI DO THE SCISSOR?
As this amusing clip from “The Arsenio Hall Show” proves, she can indeed do the dance move known as the scissor. The clip also provides fans a chance to hear her speak with her Australian accent, which is something that the Australian tourist board should heavily promote. Does it make her even sexier than normal? You be the judge.
LOUIE C.K. IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MEN IN THE WORLD, BUT I HEAR HE MESSED UP YVONNE’S FACE. IS THAT TRUE?
On “Louie,” the actor’s self-titled FX series, he does indeed have an odd and of course amusing run in with her. He appears at a ritzy charity event and completely bombs, with Yvonne playing a gorgeous socialite who finds him amusing and takes him home with her. Needless to say, Louie is more than a bit shocked that this gorgeous woman is hitting on him.
When they end up in bed, he warns her not to tickle him and when she does, he accidentally jerks his arm out and breaks her nose, effectively ending her modeling career and getting Louie tossed in jail and on the hook for a great deal of money. Trust us, it’s a lot funnier (and sexier) than it sounds. Here’s the two of them making out, with Yvonne wearing nothing more than wet underwear.
HOW WOULD YVONNE STRAHOVSKI LOOK IF NAKED AND WEARING NOTHING BUT GREEN PAINT?
That question isn’t a mere hypothetical, as she did just that for a high profile commercial for SoBe drinks that first appeared in the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. The answer is of course she looked amazing.
When asked if it was weird having a stranger paint her nude body for the sexy shoot, she had this to say. "It was a little. I woke up at midnight; that was my call time. And I had a body paint artist, Rodrigo from Costa Rica, who was kind enough to bring his mother along to try and make me feel more comfortable about the fact that I had a straight male body paint artist, and she didn’t speak any English, so that was pretty funny. You sort of get used to it after that many hours. You sort of think, "Who cares?" and it looks so real you feel covered anyway. I really love the ways the photos turned out.”
HAS YVONNE STRAHOVSKI DONE OTHER SEXY PHOTO SHOOTS?
The truth is it would likely be impossible for her to do a photo shoot that wasn’t sexy. This behind the scenes footage of her shoot for Maxim is rather impressive.
HOW DOES YVONNE STRAHOVSKI FEEL ABOUT ANIMALS?
Despite having played ice cold woman on TV, she definitely has a warm heart when it comes to animals. She even lent her name and face to a PETA campaign for pet adoption. If you were a dog, wouldn’t you want her to take you home?
The dogs might be cuter than she is, but there’s no way they could fill out a bikini as well as she does.
CAN YVONNE STRAHOVSKI TELL A DIRTY JOKE?
It should come as no surprise to you that this versatile actress can tell a joke if so requested. Here she is offering a good one.
WOULD YVONNE STRAHOVSKI STILL BE HOT IF SHE WERE AN ANIMATED CHARACTER?
In all likelihood, she would still be hot if she dressed up as Don Rickles, so a mere animation of her would be no problem. In fact, she did find time to be computerized, having done the face and voice for the popular “Mass Effect” video game series. Ok, she’s not quite as hot as in real life, but in real life you won’t get to manipulate her and tell her what to do as you can in the game.
This promo clip shows both the real and the animated Yvonne. Hopefully by this point, you’ll be able to tell the difference. If not, maybe it’s time for you just to go back to Super Mario.
ANY DATING TIPS YVONNE CAN OFFER ME?
She offered this gem, which can apply both to dating and to nearly every other area of life. “Be real; don’t be douche-y. I’m not sure if some people don’t know how to not be douche-y, but we’ll go with it.”
As to biggest turn-ons, she said “Their personality, I have to say. They have to be gentle, understanding, honest, and compassionate. Sense of humor, as well, long walks on the beach — that kind of thing.”
As to grooming for a man, she offered this tidbit as to what not to do. “Removing chest hair and hair in general. I think a man is a man, and a man has a hairy chest, so let that be! That’s my take on it.”