When You’re A+ In A Bikini But Get A D- For Your Drug Trafficking Skills

Life is significantly easier when you’re hot. For starters, if you’re hot and wind up with your name in the papers for committing some sort of crime no one really cares what you did — eat 12 babies? All good as long as you’ve still got a flat stomach afterwards. Rob a bank? As long as that money went towards skimpy bikinis then who cares! As for 25-year-old Instagram model Mary Molloy…

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…she’s been accused of being part of a major drug-trafficking ring in Australia. Not as bad as eating babies, but still bad enough to land you in prison for a hot minute.

According to Daily Mail, Molloy and her ex-boyfriend, 32-year-old Jason Atkins, were arrested on Tuesday night after police raided two properties in Brisbane as part of an investigation into an alleged drug ring operating around Queensland. Authorities alleged that both Molloy and Atkins “were involved in multiple drug-related offences which include trafficking, supply and possessing MDMA, and other offences linking them to carrying out suspected crimes.”

Both Molloy and Atkins made bail after their scheduled hearing on Wednesday.

Pretty mundane story until any more details come out — so until that happens and until galleries finally get fixed, here’s a bunch of pictures of Molloy in a bikini. Not quite as good as 40 pictures of trashy people being dirtbags, but hey — we’re trying.

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[H/T Daily Mail]