Man Breaks World Record With Homer Simpson Tattoos. Also, Krusty’s Gonna Die!

A man in New Zealand has set a Guinness World Record for having the “most tattoos of the same cartoon character tattooed on the body.” That must be great at parties. Kid’s parties.

Just edging out the 40 Barney Rubble tattoos that I got back in college, Lee Weir of New Zealand was bestowed the honor due to his sleeve featuring 41 tattoos of Homer Simpson. Each of the tattoos represents Homer in a different form, including Donut Head Homer, Mr. Sparkle, and Homer as the Grim Reaper.

Weir was able to save money for the tattoos by abstaining from alcohol for an entire year. That must have been great at parties. Kid’s parties.

I don’t mean to be a sore loser, but if any of the tattoos are of Guy Incognito, they should be disqualified. Technically, he’s an entirely different cartoon character.

Meanwhile, expect an uptick in tattoos of Krusty the Clown. There are rumors swirling that writers for the show plan to kill off the beloved children’s entertainer and gambling degenerate. Whether we are truly approaching the final days of Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky remains to be confirmed, but it would make sense for the increasingly gimmicky show. Hopefully, you’ve saved space for him on your chest next to Biggie and Pac.