World Naked Gardening Day Is Saturday

What are you up to this weekend? Do you have a pretty nice little Saturday planned? Going to go to Home Depot, buy some wallpaper, maybe Bed, Bath and Beyond if you have time? Well you might want to hold off on your big day tomorrow, because May 2nd is “World Naked Gardening Day!”  Saturday is the day that you should whip out your green thumb and your bum.


Hey, what’s with the hats? Cheaters!

According to it’s time to plant your banana tree and tend to your melons! Just be sure to use a lot of extra sunscreen. However if you are a nudist gardener wouldn’t every day be Naked Gardening Day?  So what should you plant in the buff? Here are a few tips that might make a delicious tossed salad when you are done.


I’d start with some nice cucumbers, carrots, Zucchini, squash, maybe a few radishes and the rest of these fruits and vegetables that might get mistaken for the gardener’s junk. 





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