Woman Offers To Lick Police Officer's Anus To Avoid Jail Time

There are many things you can do to bribe an officer to avoid an arrest. You can offer them money, luxury goods, and there's also general sexual favors. When I say general, I'm referring to the basic general intercourse. Or, if both parties are consensual, perhaps a session of oral stimulation. But one woman in Louisiana decided to take this process a step further and offer a different kind of job to avoid arrest – one of the rimming variety.

Officials from the Monroe Police Department arrested Diane Thomas for a domestic dispute. She was allegedly punching her boyfriend in the face multiple times and calling him a “bitch” and saying that she had to “beat his ass” because he was getting in her face. You know, the normal domestic abuse dialogue. When Corporal Chris Ballard slapped the cuffs on her, she told the officer, “If you won't take me to jail, I will get on my knees right now. Officer, I will even lick your butt hole.”

As much of an enticing offer it was, Ballard ignored it and took the 52-year-old Thomas to jail where she was later freed on $5,000 bail. Now she is back out in the wild offering her anus-licking services to anyone that will take them.

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