This Woman Had A Sex Toy Lodged Inside Her For A Decade. Wait, What?

wookiejohnson by wookiejohnson on Jul. 24, 2014

It's always in the last place you look.

A Scottish woman recently visited a doctor with a case of hurty vagina, only to discover a sex toy was stuck inside her. To make matters worse, it had been there for ten years. That’s the equivalent of finding your long-lost iPod under the fridge when packing up to move. Except it's much more horrible and life threatening.

The woman went to the doctor with complaints of shaking, weight loss, and incontinence. Weight loss, you say? I am looking to drop a few before hitting the beach next month. Please hand me that Rabbit.

Surgeons removed the five-inch toy, which had been inside the woman since George W. Bush's first term, reporting that it had almost killed her by causing a bladder blockage that was forcing urine to back up into her kidneys. It’s also reported that the toy came out smelling terrible.

The woman said that she last used the toy ten years ago while drunk but was not able to remember if she had removed it or not. That’s why those things should really come with leashes like they use on surf boards. (Source)

8 comments
Sopheak-Chhoeung-238
Sopheak-Chhoeung-238 User

its the state she has been or still is in probably not so sharp as the first light

its alike having mind troubles and it keeps you busy for a certain amount of time


it_will_be_alright
it_will_be_alright User

@mustangman6799 Nerve-endings in a woman's vagina only extend in about 2 - 3 inches. After that there are pressure receptors but I'm also surprised that she wasn't surprised by the fact that she felt a constant pressure inside your uterine area. I think I'll opt for something other than fish tonight.

ceprn
ceprn User

what kind of "toy" is that?  It looks like a potatoe.

glorfendel
glorfendel User

its a vagina not a clown car. 

RiotSt4rt3r
RiotSt4rt3r User

RIP to that vag, prolly smells like a dead antelope in there. Hopefully she wasn't hot.

mustangman6799
mustangman6799 User

As I do not own a vagina, it seems incredibly strange to me that one could insert a 5" fake dong all up in there, and not know that it's still there.  Vagina's are not bottomless pits- at no point in the past decade did she go to a gyno to be checked out?  Did she never stick another 5" dong up there?  What about a real 5" dong?  How is it possible to lose something like this- it's not like under the fridge, a place where there's never any activity.  Depending on the person, a vagina could be considered a relatively high traffic area.  I'm not buying this story... there's something incredibly fishy about the whole thing.

Kevin-Kuznar-502
Kevin-Kuznar-502 User

@RiotSt4rt3r Based on the Xray showing her body and ass, I am going to go out on a limb and say she was NOT hot.