This Woman Had A Sex Toy Lodged Inside Her For A Decade. Wait, What?

wookiejohnson by wookiejohnson on Jul. 24, 2014

It's always in the last place you look.

A Scottish woman recently visited a doctor with a case of hurty vagina, only to discover a sex toy was stuck inside her. To make matters worse, it had been there for ten years. That’s the equivalent of finding your long-lost iPod under the fridge when packing up to move. Except it's much more horrible and life threatening.

The woman went to the doctor with complaints of shaking, weight loss, and incontinence. Weight loss, you say? I am looking to drop a few before hitting the beach next month. Please hand me that Rabbit.

Surgeons removed the five-inch toy, which had been inside the woman since George W. Bush's first term, reporting that it had almost killed her by causing a bladder blockage that was forcing urine to back up into her kidneys. It’s also reported that the toy came out smelling terrible.

The woman said that she last used the toy ten years ago while drunk but was not able to remember if she had removed it or not. That’s why those things should really come with leashes like they use on surf boards. (Source)

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