The Brave Story How A Woman Accidentally Glued Her Butt Together With Hot Wax

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This story is painful for one woman, hilarious to the rest of us.

A woman decided to do some bikini line waxing and got a little carried away...

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So much so, that she accidentally glued her butt together. Yes, you read that correctly.

She tells how it all went down in her own words online, posted under the username yourmomiswatchingthinkbeforeyoupost on Imgur.

The woman with no name detailed how she put her kids to bed and went to work with a cold wax kit.

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She writes: "You just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off".

But this hair removal amateur thought it’d be better to use a hairdryer to get the wax super hot really fast.

After giving her upper thigh a try, she saw that it worked and decided to soldier on…

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In her post, she claims to be "She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair..." Alllllright.

She then props one foot up and throws down some wax -- which also involved her butt cheeks getting some wax.

This time the ‘ripping off’ of the wax strip was crazy painful -- and the hair was still on her body, but now stuck in cold wax that was hardening to her skin like glue.

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As if all her previous decisions had been good ones, she places both feet on the floor and notices her butt is sealed shut.

“I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself ‘Please don’t let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!’”

Stop it with that sexy talk…

Naturally, she decides to climb into a hot bath to melt the wax in her butt. But this only caused the wax to grab onto the bathtub floor, making her butt stuck in the tub, too.

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Now batting .1000, she calls a friend to give her advice on what to do (yes, the woman had a phone installed in her bathroom).

The solution was to use a razor to dry-shave some of the wax off, enough to get out of the tub. But then she used the removal lotion sent in the wax package to get the rest of the wax off.

She reports that this was the most painful in the whole process… and she was still like a yeti.

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Ended up having to shave it all anyway.

Way to fight that wayward hair, She-Rah...

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