Costume Fail: Is This A Wizard’s Nose Or Clearly Something Way More Graphic?

Halloween is already two weekends away, and most people don’t even have their costumes ready. Unfortunately (or fortunately?) for this person who is looking to dress up as a Wizard for Halloween, the odds of finding a suitable “Wizard Nose” has proven to be a little harder to find. No pun intended.

No wonder this thing is only a $1.50. Although in other stores, the cost would be a lot higher, if you know what I mean.

For starters, I don’t know of any wizard from television, comics or other medium that has a nose that literally looks like a penis with testicles. Secondly, did they really have to make the tip red? And third, the grey mustache looks like Gandalf’s bush. At least one can assume.

Either way, if I saw this thing in a store, I’d definitely buy it because that’s a steal of a price. Mainly because there’s gotta be some weirdo collector out there who loves things that aren’t meant to look like penises but definitely look like penises. The internet is a wonderful place, isn’t it?

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