Who Will Win the George Zimmerman VS DMX Boxing Match?

PhilHaney by PhilHaney on Feb. 05, 2014

Since being acquitted of the murder of Trayvon Martin, part time artist George Zimmerman keeps coming up with ideas to keep himself in the press.This time he wants to join the celebrity boxing circuit and rapper DMX has already agreed to go toe to toe with him in the ring.

Celebrity boxing promoter (that’s a thing) Damon Feldman organized the event where 15,000 applicants applied to knock out Mr. Zimmerman who says before the "incident" he trained as a boxer. It wasn’t clear if all 15,000 applicants were celebrities, which would pretty much be ever celebrity ever, wouldn’t it? Out of those that applied Zimmerman picked DMX who told TMZ,

"I am going to beat the living fuck out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I fuck him right up."

Zimmerman didn’t give any thoughts on how he feels the fight will turn out, he’s more of a shoot first and ask questions later kind of guy. That’s why you might think that DMX has lost his mind up in here, but don’t worry! Proceeds for the boxing match are going to charity. The bigger question is who will actually WIN the fight?

A lot of people will be rooting for DMX (who is no stranger to legal trouble himself) to give Zimmerman a handy beat down, but I think Zimmerman might… stand his ground. Zimmerman is only 30 years old and DMX is over a decade older, clocking in at 43 years of age. And we all know how it turned out the last time George went up against someone half his age. In boxing! I think he beat the guy, so one would assume if George has the age advantage going the other direction he could win as well. Maybe this whole thing is some sort of therapy for Zimmerman to allow everyone to watch him get punched in the face. They are announcing the time and location of the match up next week. What do you think? Who would you put your money on?

Either way it should be an entertaining spectacle…

“Coming in at 185 pounds, The Watcher of the Neighborhood, the Vindicated Vigilante, The Flummox of Florida, George “Bam Bam” Zimmerman! And in this corner weighing 190 pounds, the Raging Rapper, the Triple Platinum Basher, DM “Real Name Earl Simmons” X!  

Or Ian Karmel has better idea for the fight:

 

Phil Haney (Twitter: @PhilHaney )

502 comments
joasis
joasis User

If DMX ends up straddling Zimmernan, pounding his head into the canvas, it's over. Zimmerman already has experience overcoming this situation. DuMb better watch his X.

Will-Cook-272
Will-Cook-272 User

Thought the original comment did not post sorry


Will-Cook-272
Will-Cook-272 User

Different viewpoint here. Zimmerman is prejudice against youth, assuming that any kid out at night is only looking for trouble. This is a wannabe lawman dreaming of the day when he tells the world what a hero he is.  I'll bet he spent evenings in the mirror practicing his sheepish grin for when he tells the world he was just doing his civic duty.  The real crime is that the neighborhood watch let this overzealous retard join their ranks, when it was so obvious that he's a thirty year old child playing cowboys and Indians.  Most people of his "class" injure themselves without great harm to others, and become youtube videos.  Unfortunately, he came up against a kid who got angry when he should've gotten scared.  It's a shame when someone dies needlessly, but this is what the media craves. 

Will-Cook-272
Will-Cook-272 User

Different viewpoint here.  Zimmerman is prejudiced against youth, assuming that any kid out at night is only looking for trouble.  Here you have a wannabe lawman dreaming of the day when he's receiving the key to city hall.  I'll bet he spent evenings in front of a mirror practicing his sheepish grin for when he tells the camera that he was just doing his civic duty for when he got his big chance to show the world what a hero he is.  The real crime is that nobody saw an incident like the coming when they let an overzealous retard join the neighborhood watch.  Things would have gone so much easier if he had only shot himself in the foot first.  Everyone would have known he was an idiot when he told us that he was attacked by ninjas.  

Malevo
Malevo User

Why do people give scumbags more time in the spotlight. Zimmerman really doesn't deserve the profit from this.

Eddie Dunn
Eddie Dunn

What about OJ? I guess that don't matter it was a white girl and a guy.

KCjoker
KCjoker User

First of all Break.com writer Stand Your Ground was not the defense Zimmerman's Attorney used in court.  Second Zimmerman was found not guilty so he's free to do as he wishes.  However doing this stupid fight vs DMX isn't smart at all.  He'd be wise to keep his name out of the headlines IMO.  I can see this will be just another excuse for media and people around the country to pick sides and do nothing to help bring us together.

Lakerzfan82
Lakerzfan82 User

i think it could go either way.  it will probably be a good fight.

Zacc Johnson
Zacc Johnson

Josh keep my name out you're mouth. Nd joe you're really going to compare him to Hitler really. Treyvon was a young man with a lil attitude which most teenager's have black,white,mexican everybody. If you've been around real thugs u would know the difference trust me.I bet y'all didnt have O.J. simpsons back when he got away with murder.

Gerry Higgins Cleary
Gerry Higgins Cleary

Many people assume DMX because of him being a rapper etc... But he is getting up there in age and not looking healthy I wish they would have gotten someone younger to go against him and an even weight.

Robert Linson
Robert Linson

Dmx is street smart Zimmerman read a book do the math hopefully it'll be a zimmerbitch beat down bring the rain dmx

Andrew Shabbadoo Glibbery
Andrew Shabbadoo Glibbery

I Like your style, its time we all practiced a good neighbour policy, saying that though i dont know much about Zimmerman as im from UK but would pesonally go with DMX ;) @luis enrique murrilo gracian

Tom Pope
Tom Pope

The initial thought is if either will have a gun? If not, it may just be a slap fight.

Kaylee Mercedes
Kaylee Mercedes

@ragluv u got it right! Flat out man... That's what it boils down to!

Erin Erin
Erin Erin

My guess is that DMX will put his dukes up and Zimmerman will brandish a gun and shoot DMX dead while the world is watching. Then Zim will just get in his car and drive home doing 90 while drinking a beer.

Eric Verdulla
Eric Verdulla

Frank I agree with all you stated however bs like this happens everyday where kids are shot dead for making poor decisions by trigger happy police officers. Unless a gun is drawn police should keep their weapon secured and use other tools that our gov provides for them! Zimmerman is guilty and got away with murder and now our society is creating a celebrity out of him? Does that even sound right to you?

Chris Wutherich
Chris Wutherich

what is this? he shoots and kills a kid and now he's a celebrity? Better get the shit knocked out of him

Tyus DeLouth
Tyus DeLouth

Team Dmx game was suppose too fight zimmerman

Brett Theobald
Brett Theobald

Lol zimmermans got atleast 100 lbs on him dmx gonna get pooped on

Richard Jones
Richard Jones

Where were the police? Why they did not have a faster response time? And this would have ended differently...

Mckay Arts
Mckay Arts

The Devil wins. All of us lose once again.

Richard Jones
Richard Jones

DMX...the great black hope..if he loses, their will be reprocusions

Jeff Vivvid Loforte
Jeff Vivvid Loforte

Ruffriders! First we gonna rock then we gonna roll. X gonna give it to yeah!

Jonathan Scheller
Jonathan Scheller

Anyone here would shoot an attacker who had you pinned to the ground beating the shit out of you.

Joe Bates
Joe Bates

George, Hitler was a person. Stalin was a person. McVeigh was a person. Where's your compassion for them?

Valeasaz
Valeasaz User

Why the hate?  DMX never murdered anyone.

BlankTitanic
BlankTitanic User

Anyone with a brain would not be stalking a child getting candy form the store.

BP711
BP711 User

anyone here would confront someone who was following them through a neighborhood they had every right to be in.  And no, I wouldn't instigate a fight and then kill the person if i lost.  That's called being a pussy.

t_tacklabuh0
t_tacklabuh0 User

@BlankTitanic  A child getting candy? He was buying 2 of the 3 ingredients used to make lean.