Who Warms Up Hotter? Anastasia, Michelle, Or Snežana?

Earnest-Pettie by Earnest-Pettie on Aug. 07, 2013

Any professional trainer will tell you the most important thing you can do before engaging in atheltic activity is warm up. Most of us barely make it to "warm" before moving on to quickly tiring out at our activity of choice and showing just how out of shape we really are. There are people, however, who proceed past warm, right to hot. One of those people is full-time surfer, part-time twerker Anastasia Ashley.

Of course, another person who pushed the needle into the red with her pre-game warm-up was hurdler Michelle Jenneke. Yeah, you remember. Michelle may be the only thing anyone in this country even knows about hurdles. If someone were to edit the Wikipedia entry for hurdles, inserting the phrase "Hurdles were invented to be bounced in front of by Michelle Jeneke," the internet would simply nod in agreement and allow the change to stand.

Finally, there was one other athlete whose warm-up game is tops, and I'm pretty sure you wouldn't recognize her name or her face. After all, with a name like Snežana Rodic, you can't be expected to remember where all the extra little squigglies go and what they do to those letters. You'll recognize this video though-- it made the Internet stop and take a breather the day it came out.

So the question I put to you, the Break brood, is this: which of these athletes warms up better? "Double-A" Anastasia Ashley, Michelle "More Bounce" Jenneke, or Snežana "Gesundheit" Rodic? Leave your answers in the comments. And you know what? Let's get as wide a sample as possible to determine the winner. Share this with your friends on Facebook and ask them who's better. Even if they comment on Facebook, it will still show up in the comments, here.

- Earnest (on Twitter @earnestp)

LostKeys User

My vote goes to the blonde in blue from the first video.. Her "wtf?" look is priceless.

RiotSt4rt3r User

All 3 are winners, Anastasia is definitely fap worthy given the length. Snezana has an amazing ass. But Jenneke is just so damn cute... If I had to choose one, Jenneke. 

John O'Neil
John O'Neil

Ok... the surfer girl just seems like a total freak... so I'm going to go with her.

gonzagylot User

I gotta go with Jenekee, I just love the smile and sweet disposition.

johnnytucf User

Having trouble deciding... I think I we need a head-to-head live competition.

John O'Neil
John O'Neil

I'm going to have to watch this again later in order to really make a proper decision. I don't want to disrespect any of these athletes' sport. This isn't something I take lightly and to force myself to just answer this question with some flip comment on facebook doesn't do justice to their work and dedication as athletes and... well... dammit as champions.

CurTas UserTop Commenter

#1 is cocky and killed it. I like that.

Kenneth-Howell-588 User

I am sure that girl does not realize that she is having that pronounced of an effect? This is to good to be true?

Buddy-Staggs-487 User

Wow that butt .can poop a dime .and it will turn into .a quarter..............

willije User

AA - too slutty

MJ - Oh yeah!

SR - scared of

Melissa-Kincade-75 User

where is any comments from females ??  they all hatin ' ?? jealous ? cant give credit where credit is due ??  Well I can !!  wish my ass look as good as any one of those chicks !!!!  they're livin a good life !!!!

Ed Pitts
Ed Pitts

Why would you even bother trying to decide who is hotter? I used my erecto-meter and it turns out that they all 3 get full stiffies!

boom232332 User

anastasia all the way.. wins

michelle is cute

Bryan Bermudez
Bryan Bermudez

Michelle. That girl who did the "twerk" warmup was such an attention whore. "LOOOK AT MEEEEE "

Jim Hurdle
Jim Hurdle

I feel like taking up surfing as a new spectator sport.

Mark Young
Mark Young

Huh? What was the question again?

willije User

Why was my comment pending for 8 hrs?

JohnnyPocketPool User

@willije Because the Break staff could not decide if your comment was funny or mean or if it crossed the line.

willije User

@Earnest-Pettie @JohnnyPocketPool @willije "break staff could not decide if your comment was..." yada yada yada....I get all that. But you failed to get the point. If your filtering algorithm restricted my obviously innocent comments (I'm guessing due to the abbreviations of the ladies names), while at the same time allowing many of the clearly NOT funny, or mean, or crossing the line comments allowed on the site...then in my opinion, your algorithm is BROKE.