5 Rappers Khloe Kardashian Should Consider Marrying Next

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Dec. 13, 2013

After much speculation, Khloe Kardashian has filed for divorce. Her marriage with NBA baller Lamar Odom is history. The last few months have been filled with rumors of Lamar doing everything from cheating to smoking crack. However, Khloe shouldn't feel sad. In fact, this is simply part of the Kardashian script.

As you undoubtedly remember, Kim was married to Kris Humphries, he too a professional basketball player. We blinked and that marriage ended. But now she's moved on to hip hop superstar Kanye West. The two are engaged and seem happy.

To follow in those footprints, Khloe needs to find herself a rapper. We offer five friendly suggestions:

5. Sir Mix-a-Lot


He is a self-professed lover of curves. Khloe can provide in that area.

 

4. Eminem


Sure, he recently called Khloe "ugly" in one of his recent raps. But that only adds intrigue. 

 

3. Nicki Minaj


Nicki likes girls. Kardashians like rappers. This would be so right.

 

2. Jay-Z


Khloe's reality show ratings would explode -- as would Beyonce. Bonus: Jay-Z is already tight with Kanye.

 

1. Tupac Shakur


We know Tupac isn't dead. Every single one of us would watch Keeping Up with the Shakurs

 

60 comments
Ron S Powers
Ron S Powers

why does it look like she has one big nostril?

iduno2much
iduno2much User

how bout Richard Simmons so she can lose some weight!

Holiday Cole
Holiday Cole

Khloe should marry DMX! Train wreck reality tv at its finest.

Shaun Bednarz
Shaun Bednarz

Shes ugly as hell! i cant believe she can even get any!

Eric Hall
Eric Hall

Why do people even care about these idiots? She is definately NOT attractive. Physically or otherwise. I don't get it.

Gary Droz
Gary Droz

what she should go after next? A DIET!!!!!!

moloboe
moloboe User

What's the big deal with these kardashians anyway? most of them are overdone and nothing interesting to look at, especially picasso face kim, and shes like the flagship kardashian. Except maybe for the two younger ones who have awesome legs, I just don't get why anyone cares about any of them..


Jim Barlow
Jim Barlow

Maybe a very good plastic surgeon man is she ugly

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

She gonna shock the world and marry Snow .

Mark Johnson
Mark Johnson

The most untalented piece of shit family that has ever existed. They have a auction to raise money but only 10% goes to a charity, are you f'ing kidding me. Please take them off this planet.

Raymond Loya
Raymond Loya

Simple, only the desperate ones that want a wookie....

Jon Francis
Jon Francis

Everything I see that fat head I think about OJ Simpson..

Thomas Clemons
Thomas Clemons

Yeah whatever. And moving on to the next important story of the day.

Juliet Elizabeth
Juliet Elizabeth

I need guys that can satisfy me sexually, If you are interested in me and you need my number goto my timeline and register using the link there, I pay very well, I will also send you credit first before you come.

Paul Michael
Paul Michael

"B*tch, why you ain't the hobbit again?"

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

I hate people that are famous for being damous

Adam Kofahl
Adam Kofahl

I would stick my junk anywhere near that bear trap

Matt Ramsak
Matt Ramsak

Eli Porter. Then at least they'll have a talented rapper in that family

Chuck Stewart
Chuck Stewart

She needs to be on her own for a while...no need to go "looking" for a relationship!