After much speculation, Khloe Kardashian has filed for divorce. Her marriage with NBA baller Lamar Odom is history. The last few months have been filled with rumors of Lamar doing everything from cheating to smoking crack. However, Khloe shouldn't feel sad. In fact, this is simply part of the Kardashian script.
As you undoubtedly remember, Kim was married to Kris Humphries, he too a professional basketball player. We blinked and that marriage ended. But now she's moved on to hip hop superstar Kanye West. The two are engaged and seem happy.
To follow in those footprints, Khloe needs to find herself a rapper. We offer five friendly suggestions:
5. Sir Mix-a-Lot
He is a self-professed lover of curves. Khloe can provide in that area.
Sure, he recently called Khloe "ugly" in one of his recent raps. But that only adds intrigue.
3. Nicki Minaj
Nicki likes girls. Kardashians like rappers. This would be so right.
Khloe's reality show ratings would explode -- as would Beyonce. Bonus: Jay-Z is already tight with Kanye.
1. Tupac Shakur
We know Tupac isn't dead. Every single one of us would watch Keeping Up with the Shakurs.