‘Whisker Dam’ Turns Your Beer Into A Sippy Cup To Protect Your Mustache

I’m not one able to grow a really solid mustache, but I know many of you own such a superpower I very much wish I had. Unfortunately, for those times I’ve strived to maintain the look of manhood, my love of beer was tarnished by the fact that I had to constantly lick and wipe my mustache in the company of others, some being women. Yes, that’s right, women. Personally, the last thing I ever want to see is a guy slurping at his mustache on any occasion. Hell, even dudes without mustaches could use this thing, you heathens!

Luckily, just in time for the holidays, a company created the “Whisker Dam” to protect your mustache from getting covered in delicious beer foam. Foam that really belongs in your mouth and not on a damn napkin.

I sort of view it as a sippy cup for adults, and at not a bad price at all for only $20 bucks. Here’s what the site has to say about the product:

The Whisker Dam is an easy to use solution for guarding your stache’ from the indulgent beverages one may consume. When it comes to moustache guards you will not find a more premium product. Made from 100% Copper, dressed with a timeless patina and coated with a non-toxic barrier, the Whisker Dam has been handcrafted to perfection.

Sure, it’s more novelty than something you might carry in your pocket to a bar. I get it. But luckily, being the lazy shopper that I am, I still have a few names that are unchecked on my list and could actually use this type of product for home beer-swigging use. It was either that or tickets to The Interview, so this really narrows it down.

If you’re interested in checking out the company’s site and maybe even purchasing one or two, click HERE.

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site: Whisker Dam