We’ve Officially Taken Butts Too Far

Boobs are all well and good, but there’s nothing that should be admired more than a great butt.

That is not a great butt.

For good boobs, all you have to do is make sure your BMI is in the “normal” range instead of clocking in at livestock levels. Plus genetics, or money if you’ve got it – but ass? Nah, y’all gotta actually hit the gym or (gasp) exercise to have a good butt. If you aren’t fit and your ass is huge it’s because it’s likely made purely out of fat. That’s just facts. Besides,

And if your butt looks like the one in the video…well, all I can say is that I’m not sure if that’s a man or a woman. I’ve watched that clip dozens of times, and yes I see there’s some indication of a bikini top, but something about the hat and the short hair really makes me think this is a dude. Logically it’s not, but if you told me it wasn’t then my second guess would have to be one of those giant cockroaches from Men in Black who try to pass off like humans:

Yep, fooling everybody here. 21 years later and they got the rest of the human suit right, just gotta iron out the kinks in the butt if they really want world domination. And considering the direction we’re currently headed in, I might be okay with that.

[H/T Barstool]