Westboro Baptist Church Makes Awful-ly Funny Vines

PhilHaney by PhilHaney on Jan. 13, 2014

What does a vile hate group need to help get its message out to the kids these days? A Vine account! Nothing gets your mass to the masses like some anti-social media. The Westboro Baptist Church known for picketing the funerals of American service men and women and their iconic “God Hates Fags” protest signs, has started posting some hate Vines. It’s like if Hitler had a Youtube channel or Kim Jung Un started Tweeting or your racist aunt spoke her mind at dinner. In other words complete insanity that is unintentionally funny. While we will never be able to win an argument with these lunatics at least we can laugh at how their deranged minds work. (Remember to turn the audio on if you dare, in the upper left of each Vine. Most of these are NSFL- Not Safe for Life.)

Recreating The 2004 Tsunami and Death of Thousands with The Kids

Many advertising firms, brands and companies frantically search for and hire a “social media expert,” whatever the hell that means, to try and crack the code of getting their message out there on The Internets via the power of social networks. They come prepared with graphs and charts on “what’s trending” and “what’s driving traffic and likes across platforms.” Blah, Blah, Blah, Web 2.0, Mark Zuckerberg’s anus.  Well take note brand managers! I think I’ve found someone with a proven track record to get noticed! Although before you give him a corner office and an iPad, you might want to consider having them telecommute as there might be bit of a human recourses - sexual harassment kerfuffle… make that any human being with a pulse would is going to be harassed. Otherwise there would be some screaming in the office break room with large multicolored signs stating  “God Hates Coffee Mate!”  “Who is coffee mating with!? That’s not natural!

God Loves Ace of Base

While their over the top homophobic message is complete garbage, I feel mature, well-adjusted people such as you guys can look at these Vines and laugh at how horrible human beings can be.
God Hates Cupcakes


Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty Negotiates a Contract

God Hates Steve Jobs... here's why...

The Westboro Christmas Album... luckily only released on Vine

The Minions Have a Message for You
Worst Ozzy Cover Song Ever
This Kid is the Next "Vine Celebrity"
Painting by Numbers: 666?
It seems like the whole Phelps family really has a lot of fun getting together and making little comedy skits. They just need to try more stunts and pranks where they get severely hurt.

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45 comments
KuroHaki
KuroHaki User

A hate shuriken would never work on Master Chief!!

Bill Henry
Bill Henry

lol and Libtards hate men, whites, successful people, Christians, Jews....

treyert
treyert User

Break editors are fags!

Say-Ten
Say-Ten User

The cupcake one hahahaha

RiotSt4rt3r
RiotSt4rt3r User

This article makes me want to poop, AFK.

xclr8er
xclr8er User

OMG these kids should be removed from their parents for child abuse!!!??? RIGHT????

Donald Brandon
Donald Brandon

The problem is even if they are ignored they still show up at military funerals and preach their hate during the services while the families try to grieve for their loved one.

JewishBoy
JewishBoy

@WBCShirl I noticed you called that girl a witch. Perfect name for the rebellious. I actually thought that was cleaver and sited that verse

Donald Brandon
Donald Brandon

I wish they would all leave the state of Kansas they are an embarrassment. This isn't a church it's a hate group.

Rpaulson
Rpaulson User

Seriously...to hell with these people.


Not really cause it doesn't exist; however, they deserve the very worst things in life. All of them really do. I hope someone in their family dies soon.

Paul Johnson
Paul Johnson

America's Favorite?? A bunch of ignorant, moral lacking hate mongers is more like it. Despicable!!! Break just lost another member.

Mick Lovin
Mick Lovin

& Break.com just fuels their fire by posting & reposting this trash. 99% of what the WBC does is just to gain attention to themselves & get media attention to spread the shit that oozes out of their faces. If they get ignored, by everyone ~ including media ~ They might just go away. Hopefully by drinking the kool-aid, just like the other cults.

Joseph-McGowan-89
Joseph-McGowan-89 User

i honestly am not a fan that this was even posted on this site, i love break.com but this shouldn't even be on here... those people are aweful

123abcasdf
123abcasdf User

I'd like to see a middle east terrorist group have their way with that 'pray for more dead soldiers/kids' girl, then she might appreciate the freedom we've given that god-forsaken poor excuse for a human being. No one wants more dead, on either side.I hope she stays out of public. We don't want to go blind.

Randy Huff
Randy Huff

Just imagine how the presidents approval rating would sway if he ordered a CIA or SEAL TEAM hit on this church!! Sorry cult

Bill Henry
Bill Henry

I thought the Liberal party was the world's largest hate group?

Dawn Zielinski
Dawn Zielinski

I pity those children for being born from the uteruses of evil women.

Nysguy2003
Nysguy2003

Why are you posting this shit Break??? Why give these idiots more publicity? You are part of the problem! Dont help them spread their hate! 

Kris Mack
Kris Mack

Can we just round em all up and burn em alive? Is that too much to ask?

Jay Arico
Jay Arico

I can only hope these kids will look back at these obnoxious videos someday and resent their parents for the hateful lessons they are etching into our future. This is actually pretty sad.

BrushYourTeeth
BrushYourTeeth User

somebody needs to mow these people down on the sidewalk lol

djemcee
djemcee User

This is  why nerds need healthy outlets like comic con.  

Hamburg1ar
Hamburg1ar User

I can tell that you are a successful young republican from your Facebook page

fraidofthedark
fraidofthedark

@WBCSays a little bit of sugar to the mix can make it right, or on your case a couple of tons :)

PhilHaney
PhilHaney moderator User

@Nysguy2003Posted so we can laugh at their ignorance. Only thing they are good for is a good chuckle at the depressing depravity of humanity.

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri UserTop Commenter

@Shawn-Hicks-25 @PhilHaney @Nysguy2003 *"we're"; *"you're"  Phil Haney has more credibility than you solely bc of this. And Phil Haney is a moron. I didn't read the so called blog, but I'm laughing knowing that I guarantee I have some of your money in my bank account. Thanks Hicks. Go have another popcorn buddy.