Forget your Lay’s and your Ruffles potato chips. If you’re an adventurous sort, Pringles is where it’s at because they really like to push the envelope with some REAL interesting flavors like their new “Pigs In A Blanket” flavor released just in time for Christmas. I don’t know about you, but when I think of Christmas food, I think of pigs in a blanket. Okay, maybe that sarcasm didn’t come through but let’s take a second to salute Pringles and their clearly stoned marketing team with the other types of bizarro flavors they’ve come up with in the past. Who loves Seaweed?!
Nothing like having “lake breath” after lunch.
10. LEMON & SESAME
You know what would be great on a potato chip?! LEMON. You know what would also be great with lemon? SESAME! …said the stoned Pringles exec.
9. GRILLED SHRIMP
Just having a shrimp flavored chip would be way too insane. Let’s say they’re “grilled shrimp” so people know we’re not a bunch of weirdos.
8. PUMPKIN PIE SPICE
I think if you really wanted the flavor of pumpkin pie, you should just, ya know, go buy a pumpkin pie and eat it.
7. WHITE CHOCOLATE
Again, just go buy a dessert, folks. Your soul relies on it.
6. MILK CHOCOLATE
If you make a white chocolate flavor, you might as well make a milk chocolate flavor. Don’t want anyone writing in!
5. BLUEBERRY & HAZELNUT
The blueberry and hazelnut flavor is the Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker flavor of potato chips.
4. CINNAMON & SUGAR
Sadly enough, this is one of the more normal flavors Pringles has to offer.
3. PECAN PIE
Refer to picture number 8.
2. SOFT SHELL CRAB
A crab should never, ever be on a potato chip package. Unless you’re a mermaid in a mermaid grocery store.
1. PIGS IN A BLANKET
Come to think of it, after seeing the previous flavors, pigs in a blanket flavored potato chips is starting to look pretty decent. Maybe Pringles is finally coming to their senses afterall! A Christmas miracle!