We Told You 3D Printing Would Kick Ass!

Break.com Staff by Break.com Staff on Mar. 07, 2013

Let's take a quick trip into the past. What did we say two days ago on March 5? That 3D printing was going to kick ass.

Well look at this:

THAT'S A 3D PRINTED DRESS ON DITA VON TESSE! It's nylon gown was made using selective laser sintering (SLS). The material is built up in many layers of plastic powder fused together with a laser. A F**KING LASER, PEOPLE.

What does a 3D dress mean? I think the better question is, what does it not mean? We can 3D print anything now! Dresses! Underwear! Socks! Girls who want to have sex with me while I play NCAA Football 2013! The future is limitless!

What do you want printed in 3D? Let us know in the comments!

37 comments
Gary-Crownover-420
Gary-Crownover-420

they are thinking small try carbon fiber, 3d a limb wrap in fiber of course there are more steps but just think no more amputated limbs, or go small very small ... nerves blood pathways, joints the posssibilities are endless

Maggie-McDowell-168
Maggie-McDowell-168

ive always dreamed of being a graphic desinger.....now i can print shirts. this is revolutionary!!!!!!!!

Jesper-Hansen-58
Jesper-Hansen-58

I would 3D print either an N7, DS Advanced or a Spartan armor... Just for the fun of it :)

John-Poirier-665
John-Poirier-665

It looks like she is wearing a used truck tire. I doubt that would be suitable to wear in the hot sun.

Justin-Davis-566
Justin-Davis-566

Let me know when I can 3D print the girl wearing the dress.

DoucheVadar
DoucheVadar

Can you print missing teeth? That will help the South out tremendously.

CoolDlove
CoolDlove

So you can build your own crappy plastic crap now. Awesome!

Stryker_One
Stryker_One

I'm still waiting for the first person that successfully prints a functional hand gun. So much for the 2 week wait.

foldtoes
foldtoes

I'd print a 3D printer... or the coin to pay for one.

Cool-Jon-1
Cool-Jon-1

how bout 3D printing a Girlfriend for me!

magnetmannen
magnetmannen

First of all that dress is awesome. looks like something from star trek. what i would make? a armour, full set armour, maybe futuristic style.

mykylc
mykylc

I see us printing people.

achillesheel
achillesheel

beautiful dress.Surely uncomfortable. When these printers begin to print with better materials we will have much to look forward to.

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld

Plastic clothing? Imagine the smell after a day, just like your plastic rain boots, just all over your body, Yikes!

lodaSchitt
lodaSchitt

I see Lady Gaga buying a massive 3D printer in the near future.

Eric-Sack-850
Eric-Sack-850

Neat. I wonder if it stretches at all when she moves around or sits down..

GryphonAMX
GryphonAMX

That would be because she's wearing a white/off-white corset beneath the dress. Also why her waist has that trimmed look.

Sarla
Sarla

For sure, cause that's the only way you'll ever have one..

badscirocco
badscirocco

VIRGIN! What tipped me off? The reference to star trek was one.. Then you said "full set armor ". BING nailed it. Ever seen a vag IRL? Hint: They don't speak Klingon....

whatinitheworld
whatinitheworld

Still, I will not wear any of this dresses . . . mainly because I'm a dude, good comments, BTW

Sarla
Sarla

The smell is from all the sweat of your body being trapped in your water tight boots you fool.

GryphonAMX
GryphonAMX

Actually, a dress like this probably would contain any real smell, mostly because it's such an open and aired design.

Rick-Schott-566
Rick-Schott-566

So, what were you thinking nylon and polyester clothing are made of?

Sarla
Sarla

best reply ever and so many dislikes, that has to be from the staff LOL

Crush_83
Crush_83

Geek, maybe. Virgins, hardly. Star Trek is a great show, I hope they create another series in par with TNG now that the movies are stirring up fans. I'm a fan, and not only am I not a virgin, and have seen vajayjay's a plenty, I can describe your moms in vivid detail. Bazinga.

Earnest-Pettie
Earnest-Pettie

Why would we waste our time downvoting insults? There are far too many to downvote.