Potts: America's Newest Weapon Is From The Future

Mark-Potts by Mark-Potts on Apr. 08, 2013

The Navy released a video of a laser shooting a drone out of the sky. Was this footage from the future? HELL NO. This footage is from the NOW (actually, probably from a week or so ago).

Your first question probably is, "Yo, Mark. First, it's so cool you're constantly banging models. I wish I could be you. But onto my question: why isn't this in HD and silent?" And my answer would be that the Navy's millions of dollars doesn't go to lame shit like high definition and sound. IT GOES TO LASERS!

This is the future! We're in it! We can't be far off from this!

And hell, if we can combine laser technology and ocular implants, then you know what we could have?

There's so much America in here that I literally just came red, white, and blue (I probably need to see a doctor).

Oh, North Korea. You have hovercrafts? That's cool. Welcome to your future:

LASERS, BITCHES!

- Mark (follow my tweets)

 

74 comments
Aaron-Johansen-94
Aaron-Johansen-94

...it's not from the future, it's from 2010 when it was on planes and the funding was cut. Glad it's back though!

Elaine-M-Turner-258
Elaine-M-Turner-258

I just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that's cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month. It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do, Fb26.com

Elaine-M-Turner-258
Elaine-M-Turner-258

I just got paid $6784 working off my laptop this month. And if you think that's cool, my divorced friend has twin toddlers and made over $9k her first month. It feels so good making so much money when other people have to work for so much less. This is what I do, Fb26.com

passmore428
passmore428

Currently there are 7 idiots on break, apparently...

Sarla
Sarla User

Future, what a joke, this clip is probably 10 years old or more by now. I work in aviation and supported the project to mount this "lazer" on Boeing 747-400 in 2002.. Once again break fail as usual.

Sarla
Sarla

Future, what a joke, this clip is probably 10 years old or more by now. I work in aviation and supported the project to mount this "lazer" on Boeing 747-400 in 2002.. Once again break fail as usual.

Joshua-MCcutchen-Jordan-584
Joshua-MCcutchen-Jordan-584

yawn so they finally found a way to put a metal cutting laser into a weapon.....am I suppose to be impressed by that. next time do it without Thousands upon thousands of dollars in R&D and then well talk about surprised

Mike-Emmons-39
Mike-Emmons-39 UserTop Commenter

good thing yanks are on average, fat, lazy, and inept. or you ppl might be a real threat.

Mike-Emmons-39
Mike-Emmons-39

good thing yanks are on average, fat, lazy, and inept. or you ppl might be a real threat.

marathonmantoo
marathonmantoo User

Ya beat me to it llga01....the greatest president modern history ever saw!

marathonmantoo
marathonmantoo

Ya beat me to it llga01....the greatest president modern history ever saw!

Hoofster
Hoofster User

I hope the pilot was okay. I didn't see him eject

Hoofster
Hoofster

I hope the pilot was okay. I didn't see him eject

Hoofster
Hoofster User

Did the light amplified?

Hoofster
Hoofster

Did the light amplified?

llga01
llga01 User

You can thank President Reagan for investing in defense technology that lead to this. God Bless the Gipper!

llga01
llga01

You can thank President Reagan for investing in defense technology that lead to this. God Bless the Gipper!

TheEndGame
TheEndGame

I bet conscription seems all the more fun now.

TheEndGame
TheEndGame

I bet conscription seems all the more fun now.

Michael-Engel-725
Michael-Engel-725 User

mark is a dbag---break is full of dbags... why do I come here?

Break Robot
Break Robot moderator

Break Robot says this laser is on a boat, not a plane. How did you get a job when you don't know the difference between a boat and a plane?

Break Robot
Break Robot

Break Robot says this laser is on a boat, not a plane. How did you get a job when you don't know the difference between a boat and a plane?

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TopGunTrophey
TopGunTrophey User

Just another hollywood elite that made it to the highest office in the land.

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri UserTop Commenter

What a farce. He isn't a hero. He was until his assasination attempt and then he became like a pawn. Gutless if you ask me. And you don't accidentally let someone live like that just barely missing their heart. Reagan is the reason the fed reserve is unstoppable now and why the world banking system controls everything. CITE: UTUBE/watch?v=QTcL6Xc_eMM. What fools like you don't realize is that if Romney won it would be the same story as now. Not a damn thing different, just immaterial things. Wak

TopGunTrophey
TopGunTrophey

Just another hollywood elite that made it to the highest office in the land.

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

What a farce. He isn't a hero. He was until his assasination attempt and then he became like a pawn. Gutless if you ask me. And you don't accidentally let someone live like that just barely missing their heart. Reagan is the reason the fed reserve is unstoppable now and why the world banking system controls everything. CITE: UTUBE/watch?v=QTcL6Xc_eMM. What fools like you don't realize is that if Romney won it would be the same story as now. Not a damn thing different, just immaterial things. Wak

The-Langolier
The-Langolier UserTop Commenter

You come here, because you're a piece of shit, just like the rest of us.

Mark-Potts
Mark-Potts moderator User

Tell us how you really feel, Michael.

llga01
llga01 User

But for Reagan's investment in Defense you would not have GPS on your cell phone you liberal idiot.

llga01
llga01 User

ajgmassierie is an idiot

passmore428
passmore428

If Regan were alive and on break he would at least have an avatar and a name that didn't sound like an islamist terror organization. You sound like the rest of the liberal sheep. It was Regan who pushed for this type of technology. People thought he was an idiot at the time but it is now a very important defense technology (we can shoot down ICMBs with this stuff...).

Sarla
Sarla User

You're a fuc ing idiot

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri UserTop Commenter

PS. Romney knew he was going to lose, just a pawn in the game. The president has no power. Lives well to carry out orders.

llga01
llga01

But for Reagan's investment in Defense you would not have GPS on your cell phone you liberal idiot.

llga01
llga01

ajgmassierie is an idiot

passmore428
passmore428

If Regan were alive and on break he would at least have an avatar and a name that didn't sound like an islamist terror organization. You sound like the rest of the liberal sheep. It was Regan who pushed for this type of technology. People thought he was an idiot at the time but it is now a very important defense technology (we can shoot down ICMBs with this stuff...).

Sarla
Sarla

You're a fuc ing idiot

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

PS. Romney knew he was going to lose, just a pawn in the game. The president has no power. Lives well to carry out orders.

Mark-Potts
Mark-Potts moderator User

You guys are my favorite pieces of shit. I love you all.

Trevor-Nelson-763
Trevor-Nelson-763

President is just a face so everyone has some particular person to hate. Truth is he is a pawn, justt as ajgmazzieri said.

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri UserTop Commenter

JFK was the last real president that wouldn't do what the zionists wanted him to do and look how that turned out. Not well. Reagan began to obey after he was shot. fukin pussy.

ajgmazzieri
ajgmazzieri

JFK was the last real president that wouldn't do what the zionists wanted him to do and look how that turned out. Not well. Reagan began to obey after he was shot. fukin pussy.