All the way back in 2005, Donald Trump was hanging out with Access Hollywood host Billy Bush before he appeared in an episode of Days of Our Lives. Well now the secretly recorded audio has been released of the two guys just being guys and the media and Hillary Clinton are attempting to use these words to smear Mr. Trump. That is why Break has done due diligence by fact checking these statements which are quickly becoming the latest trending topic of the 2016 Presidential Election.
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“Crooked Hillary” as Donald likes to call her, came out with a statement in response to the leaked audio saying;
Do you agree with her assessment? We actually found 70 percent of Mr. Trump’s statements here to be truthful. Here is the breakdown:
TRUMP: “I did try and fuck her. She was married.”
From all evidence thus presented Donald J. Trump is a red blooded American man and therefore would try to fuck her.
TRUMP: “I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’”
Donald trump knows nice and tasteful furniture? After some investigation we found photographic evidence of the type of furniture Donald Trump has previously purchased. Have you seen these images of his New York penthouse? It looks like the inside of Liberace’s asshole.
TRUMP: “I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”
While the identity of the married woman in question is not known, we can assume that Donald is being truthful in revealing to Billy Bush that he failed to get laid. Who would brag about not getting laid, especially if you are Donald Trump?
TRUMP: “I’ve gotta use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her. You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful ? I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”
Donald Trump has been repeatedly seen in the presence of numerous beautiful women without kissing them. A survey of 7,204 photographed appearances by Donald Trump since 1993 found that he has kissed a beautiful woman in only 11% of them.
TRUMP: “And when you’re a star, they let you do it. Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”
In a careful study, Break found that tv stars have 840% more opportunities for lewd behavior than average American men of the same age.
Later on Friday Donald Trump released a statement about the video in question:
TRUMP: “This was locker room banter, a private conversation that took place many years ago. Bill Clinton has said far worse to me on the golf course ? not even close. I apologize if anyone was offended.”
Everything Donald Trump said in this statement is 100 percent true. This was a conversation from many years ago and old Bubba has been known to get a little salty on the golf course. Also he got a blowjob in the oval office.
The Trump Campaign Female Outreach Team was also reached for comment: