Documents Show U.S. Border Patrol Agents Love To Watch Porn On The Job

When you think of the U.S. Border Patrol, you either think it’s a joke or think of it proudly, knowing that those men and women are keeping our borders safe and sound each and every day. This document however will probably divide those two parties because one particular U.S. Border Patrol station agent was shown to have preferred watching porn on their computer rather than keeping our borders safe. Sure, the job is stressful and you gotta let off some steam every now and again but holy shit, this sounds a bit much. In the course of two days, they tried accessing porn 644 times, but thanks to porn filters, they could only access porn 467 times. Why only 467 times? Because the porn filter didn’t recognize the sites the accessible porn was on, thus success was made by the agent. Hell, if I can’t access porn after a few tries, I tend to just go by creative mind power but this guy was really committed it sounds like.

Of course by this time a dude with nuclear codes just ran past him and on his way to North Korea. Tom Clancy meets Porky’s, folks.

The agent who was caught keeping himself busy on the web said they had a really, really great excuse why they were looking up so much porn. The fact that the internet server didn’t have a robust enough filter was to blame, in the agent’s mind, for him being able to access all of the porn that he did. Ohhhhh, that makes sense, back to work everyone!

Unfortunately for the agent, it wasn’t just your classic milf porn that he was looking up. Some of his searches showed child pornography (which he claims to have been an accident) and multiple searches comprised of beastiality. Jesus, dude.

Of course no matter the amount of “logic” the agent threw at the Inspector General of the Department of Homeland Security, they still fired him and sent him on his way. Maybe Hillary and Trump can discuss this one at the next debate!

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