UPDATED: Is Kai, The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker, A Killer?

Mark-Potts by Mark-Potts on May. 16, 2013

UPDATE: Kai has updated his Facebook, and... wow.

 

 

It's happened again. We trusted something we saw on the internet only to see it transform into a lie.

You probably remember Kai. He became an internet sensation in February 2013 for his quick thinking and hatchet skills while saving a woman from a crazy man. Here is his awesome interview:

Prepare to have your innocence bludgeoned to death much like the man Kai is now accused of doing the same thing to.

Kai is wanted for the murder of 73-year-old Joesph Galfy in New Jersey. Galfy was killed by blunt force trauma. According to the investigation so far, Kai has cut his hair in order to alter his appearance and has officially been charged in the murder with bail set at $3 million, an amount of money most homeless, hatchet-wielding hitchhikers do not have.

We've always felt something was up with Kai. He's an odd fellow, which isn't a bad thing, but there was always more than meets the eye (much like a Transformer). Check out this news interview to see what we mean:

However, we never thought Kai had murder in him. If a news report was released saying he was seen eating a cat or something, we'd probably laugh and say, "Oh, that Kai." But murder? We never saw it coming and neither did the internet.

Between this, the Leno karaoke couple, and the butt drums among other things, we're thinking it's time to stop believing in things we see online and start trusting nothing and no one.

KAI! If you're reading this, then, please, turn yourself in. Stop running and let the nation start mourning. We know you as a man who fought injustice and maybe you can keep some of that well-earned esteem by doing the right thing, here.

Much like Daft Punk, Kai is also throwing it back to the disco era.

Also, if you're reading this, know we love you and don't want you to go to jail and don't come kill us and Mark Potts isn't my real name so don't come find me.

- John Doe

46 comments
BadDecisionFMB
BadDecisionFMB User

I think he did it but he should walk. So we can see what he does next reality TV at its finest!

BadDecisionFMB
BadDecisionFMB

I think he did it but he should walk. So we can see what he does next reality TV at its finest!

jackburton420
jackburton420 User

If he was one of the ugly old bridge troll type of homeless person, I doubt your responses would be as favorable to this nut job. People are usually homeless because they suffer from mental problems that make it difficult to hold a steady job or keep a grip on reality. Also, it should be noted that Charles Manson was a charismatic hippy-type free spirit, but that didn't stop him from orchestrating murders.

jackburton420
jackburton420

If he was one of the ugly old bridge troll type of homeless person, I doubt your responses would be as favorable to this nut job. People are usually homeless because they suffer from mental problems that make it difficult to hold a steady job or keep a grip on reality. Also, it should be noted that Charles Manson was a charismatic hippy-type free spirit, but that didn't stop him from orchestrating murders.

saintfrancis
saintfrancis User

The sad thing is, his punishment for killing the man who raped him, is going to be a lifetime in prison, being raped.

saintfrancis
saintfrancis

The sad thing is, his punishment for killing the man who raped him, is going to be a lifetime in prison, being raped.

treyert
treyert User

What-fücking-ever!

treyert
treyert

What-fücking-ever!

RareClarity
RareClarity User

Nobody takes into account that he might have been drugged and raped by this man???? We dont know. and he's a free spirit, not a psychopath.

RareClarity
RareClarity

Nobody takes into account that he might have been drugged and raped by this man???? We dont know. and he's a free spirit, not a psychopath.

Mike-Emmons-39
Mike-Emmons-39 User

i thought he came across as a well adjusted polite erudite young man who hitch hikes.... with a hatchet.

Mike-Emmons-39
Mike-Emmons-39

i thought he came across as a well adjusted polite erudite young man who hitch hikes.... with a hatchet.

Danny-Taki-726
Danny-Taki-726

WTF are you guys crazy. From the msg he sent its clear that dude raped him. I'd want to kill him too!

Danny-Taki-726
Danny-Taki-726

WTF are you guys crazy. From the msg he sent its clear that dude raped him. I'd want to kill him too!

Stan-Williams-544
Stan-Williams-544 User

Biggest wave he's ridden? Hmmm maybe he's trying to catch that wave again?

Stan-Williams-544
Stan-Williams-544

Biggest wave he's ridden? Hmmm maybe he's trying to catch that wave again?

Paul_UK78
Paul_UK78 User

yup, thought he was a fukcing loony.

Paul_UK78
Paul_UK78

yup, thought he was a fukcing loony.

Buttrocket-McGee
Buttrocket-McGee User

He must have used his signature smash, sumash, sumaaash hatchet technique. It was a dead giveaway it was him that did it.

Buttrocket-McGee
Buttrocket-McGee

He must have used his signature smash, sumash, sumaaash hatchet technique. It was a dead giveaway it was him that did it.

Poet-Bakersfield-781
Poet-Bakersfield-781

Score so far? Kai - 3. Random dead guys who he has bludgeoned to death - 0.

Trond-MacTavish-Dybvad-732
Trond-MacTavish-Dybvad-732 User

Innocent to proven guilty. This text doesn't treat him like an innocent.At least the way i see it. -Soap-

Trond-MacTavish-Dybvad-732
Trond-MacTavish-Dybvad-732

Innocent to proven guilty. This text doesn't treat him like an innocent.At least the way i see it. -Soap-

zahnd
zahnd User

so..it took this long for them to decide that the guy kai killed wasn't the crazy one??

zahnd
zahnd

so..it took this long for them to decide that the guy kai killed wasn't the crazy one??

DirectOrDie
DirectOrDie User

I actually hung out with Kai recently and I can tell you he's a good guy and not crazy. He may not express himself the same way you and I do but you know what? He's also not as greedy or selfish as us. I've never met such a selfless person in my life.

DirectOrDie
DirectOrDie

I actually hung out with Kai recently and I can tell you he's a good guy and not crazy. He may not express himself the same way you and I do but you know what? He's also not as greedy or selfish as us. I've never met such a selfless person in my life.

treyert
treyert User

Yes, it's from the Internets so it must be true!

xWAxCOx
xWAxCOx User

So that's all it takes to get away with murder? Just say the other person raped you? How bout we have a trial first, cuz you may not be aware of this, but sometimes people lie. I know, it's shocking, but it's true. Oh, and even if he did get raped. That justifies killing the person with a hatchet? Hmmm.....lemme think, what would I rather choose? Get drugged and raped, or killed with a hatchet? Ya, I'll take the drugs

treyert
treyert

Yes, it's from the Internets so it must be true!

xWAxCOx
xWAxCOx

So that's all it takes to get away with murder? Just say the other person raped you? How bout we have a trial first, cuz you may not be aware of this, but sometimes people lie. I know, it's shocking, but it's true. Oh, and even if he did get raped. That justifies killing the person with a hatchet? Hmmm.....lemme think, what would I rather choose? Get drugged and raped, or killed with a hatchet? Ya, I'll take the drugs

DREWPBALLS1921
DREWPBALLS1921 User

Its innocent UNTIL proven guilty not TO. This text doesn't make you look smart. At least the way I see it.

DREWPBALLS1921
DREWPBALLS1921

Its innocent UNTIL proven guilty not TO. This text doesn't make you look smart. At least the way I see it.

youngrob650
youngrob650 User

lol i heard one of my friends "hung out with him" and his story was totally different.

youngrob650
youngrob650

lol i heard one of my friends "hung out with him" and his story was totally different.

Trond-MacTavish-Dybvad-732
Trond-MacTavish-Dybvad-732 User

Sorry, I am Norwegian and my English isn't the best in the world. UNTIL it is, and you surely figured out that on your own. Makes you smarter than me. Thanx for the heads up, learning new things every day.

Trond-MacTavish-Dybvad-732
Trond-MacTavish-Dybvad-732

Sorry, I am Norwegian and my English isn't the best in the world. UNTIL it is, and you surely figured out that on your own. Makes you smarter than me. Thanx for the heads up, learning new things every day.