UPDATE: Kai has updated his Facebook, and... wow.
It's happened again. We trusted something we saw on the internet only to see it transform into a lie.
You probably remember Kai. He became an internet sensation in February 2013 for his quick thinking and hatchet skills while saving a woman from a crazy man. Here is his awesome interview:
Prepare to have your innocence bludgeoned to death much like the man Kai is now accused of doing the same thing to.
Kai is wanted for the murder of 73-year-old Joesph Galfy in New Jersey. Galfy was killed by blunt force trauma. According to the investigation so far, Kai has cut his hair in order to alter his appearance and has officially been charged in the murder with bail set at $3 million, an amount of money most homeless, hatchet-wielding hitchhikers do not have.
We've always felt something was up with Kai. He's an odd fellow, which isn't a bad thing, but there was always more than meets the eye (much like a Transformer). Check out this news interview to see what we mean:
However, we never thought Kai had murder in him. If a news report was released saying he was seen eating a cat or something, we'd probably laugh and say, "Oh, that Kai." But murder? We never saw it coming and neither did the internet.
KAI! If you're reading this, then, please, turn yourself in. Stop running and let the nation start mourning. We know you as a man who fought injustice and maybe you can keep some of that well-earned esteem by doing the right thing, here.
Much like Daft Punk, Kai is also throwing it back to the disco era.
Also, if you're reading this, know we love you and don't want you to go to jail and don't come kill us and Mark Potts isn't my real name so don't come find me.
- John Doe