UK's Porn Laws Spark "Face Sit-In" Protest Outside Parliament

When the British government announced that the nation’s porn makers couldn’t perform certain acts in their movies, Britain’s porn stars and chronic masturbators responded with a loud and massive uproar. Now it may have launched the greatest idea for a protest we’ve ever heard of: a “face sit-in.”

A large crowd of sex workers and supporters gathered outside the Parliament building earlier today to stage their “face sit-in” protest that features a crowd of women doing exactly what it sounds like. The “face sit-in” was inspired by one of the banned acts on the list known as “face sitting” and even though such an idea couldn’t be more awesome, protestors also sang the Monty Python song “Sit on My Face.” We know that they just gave out the Nobel Peace Prizes but is it possible they could squeeze in one more just for this group?


Not only is this the greatest idea for a protest we’ve ever seen but it also wins our honors for the greatest protest slogan.

Many of the protesters participating in the sit-in called the new laws “oppressive,” “ludicrous” and “the beginning of something to creep into my sexual freedom and sexual preferences.” Frankly, we agree but if they lead to more public protests like this, then we’re starting to feel very conflicted about where we should throw our support.

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source: The Guardian