Spoiled Millennial Twins Spent HOW MUCH On Butt Lifts To Look Like Kylie Jenner?

I’m a firm believer that you should love yourself, no matter what you look like. If you have a face that looks like it’s gone six rounds with a garbage disposal on high or if you’ve ever been told that you have “a GREAT personality” and nothing else, that self-love might be a little harder to achieve. But to me, you should always want to be the best YOU that YOU can be.

That YOU, by the way, is not Kylie Jenner.

Kylie Jenner is 19 years old. For those of you who haven’t seen her in a minute…

..she looks like she’s pushing 30 with at least two kids in tow that she locks in their room for hours at a time while she goes on "dates" that are really just excuses for her to get a free restaurant meal. Why you’d want to look like the millennial version of Benjamin Button is beyond me, yet for twins Larissa and Nadia, that’s the exact look they’re going for.

According to Daily Mail, the 24-year-old twins shelled out $11,000 EACH to get matching Brazilian butt-lifts just one year after they paid $8,000 each for breast implants in order to better resemble Kylie Jenner. To any sane person who looks at Kylie, they quickly realize that by the time Kylie hits 30 all her plastic surgery (and she HAS had plastic surgery, regardless of what the Kardashian Klan says) will start dripping out of her face and sagging in the places it once held up. But Larissa and Nadia? NAH.

“It was my idea to have the breast implants and Larissa’s to contour our derrieres,” explained Nadia, a public middle school teacher who is too blatant a dipshit to be influencing the adolescent minds of this country, “I couldn’t let her [Larissa] be the only twin with the big butt!”

Um, yes you could. You could also let Larissa be the only one with giant fake tits too. In fact there are MANY things you could let Larissa do without following suit, like blow $19,000 on plastic surgery when that money would’ve been better used as toilet paper in a homeless shelter. But what do I know? I’m not walking around bragging about how my shallow boyfriend loves my giant fake ass:

“He kept telling me that it was my decision, that he wasn’t going to sway me one way or the other,” Nadia recalled to the NY Post. “But now that I have got it done, he can’t contain his excitement.”

Right – until it starts to droop, kind of like this:

Fun fact: that is Blac Chyna, who also coincidentally happens to be Rob Kardashian’s baby momma.

That first photo is old though. This is what Chyna and her fake ass look like now:

See what plastic surgery does to the young and beautiful once they get old and ugly? Such a shame.

In the meantime, Larissa and Nadia may be enjoying their new butts…

Tamara Beckwith via NY Post

Annie Wermiel via NY Post

…but who knows for how long?

If you could get any plastic surgery procedure FOR FREE, what would you get and why? Let us know in the comments!

[H/T NY Post]