You Can Now Buy Jewelry To Cover Your Cat’s Butthole

You need to watch this video;

Was that not life affirming?  A grating jingle, a sparkly butt coin, cats.  It’s everything the internet loves, all in one place.  Indeed, Twinkle Tush seems to be the product the online world has been waiting for.  And obviously it’s a bit of a joke, but that doesn’t mean it’s not real.  You can literally buy this thing for your cat, or dog, or spouse, whoever you feel could use something covering up the old backdoor so the rest of us don’t need to see it.

The site that sells the Twinkle Tush includes this thought provoking paragraph –

Have you ever thrown a respectable cocktail party at your home only to have your feline family member come out and proudly display their uncovered rear? While kitty might enjoy showing off their brown eye, we’re sure your guests don’t like to see that one eyed monster while munching on their caviar. Give your cat some class. Hang a Twinkle Tush from their tail and cover that butt in bling.

Again, it’s meant as a joke, but they’re on to something.  Do you have a cat, or know someone with a cat? They really love flaunting their asses, it’s kind of creepy.  And rude, really.  But what the heck do cats know?  They sniff those things as a hello.

You can buy your own Twinkle Tush for $6, which is hard to describe as a deal since no one here is sure what the going rate for bumhole covers is. 

But we did find this for sale on Amazon, and while it’s not quite the same, it’s made of stainless steel and seems pretty dramatic.  So you and your cat can match, at any rate.