Donald Trump Erotica Novel Debuts On Amazon, And It’s Great

If you’ve ever spent any time browsing the virtual shelves of Amazon’s Kindle Store, you know there’s some pretty bizarre stuff being churned out by amateur authors/pornographers out there. And now, there’s Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy, which outdoes them all at their own game. I mean, just check out this review:

Sure, that’s probably an exaggeration – but when you’re talking about Trump, isn’t it only appropriate to exaggerate, after he’s turned into a political goldmine? As for the book itself, as its full title suggests, it’s a 50 Shadesesque gay romance between Trump (The Billionaire) and a bellboy (The Bellboy). Here’s the cover:

 

 

Trump Temptations

Between the cover, the title, the premise, and the fact that it only costs $1.99, you’ve probably already purchased an electronic copy of Trump Temptations here. But just in case you’re still not sold, here’s one more review:

The internet’s having a ball reviewing this book (whether or not they’re actually reading the whole thing). If this keeps up, Trump might have to actually acknowledge this in some way, which may make his own candidacy worthwhile.