Topless Lady Trolls Google Maps Car Passing By Her House

A well-endowed Australian woman named Karen Davis always wanted to whip out her milk shakes and get them featured on Google Maps, a service she uses all the time. She had her chance at Internet immortality when she spotted one of the infamous Google Street View Cars making its way through her neighborhood in Port Pirie with its cameras capturing everything in its path.

These are not the boobies you are looking for.

Karen was super excited when her massive melons were displayed on Google Maps for everyone to see, completely uncensored. She says “I got to tick something else off my bucket list.”

On some peoples bucket list, they want to go sky diving, others want to climb a mountain, Karen just wants her gargantuan flap jacks on display every time someone Googles her street address. We all have dreams.

She told a local newspaper, “I look at Google Maps a lot and I wanted to be on there and I thought this is the way to do it. I also did it for a friend in the United Kingdom. Now he can see me all the time.”

I guess texting him a topless selfie was a lot more work than chasing down the Google Car with your mammary glands flopping around. The best part of all of this was that when Google tried to censor her large cans, it totally missed with the censor smudge appear right next to her still exposed fun bags.

Weird that her nipples look like the Break logo.

Apparently not everyone in Australia thought she had the best set of knockers to represent her countrymen and women on Google Maps. She took to Facebook to lay the smackdown on the haters; “Haters hate, you got the guts to do it? All the flat-tittie chicks think I am disgusting. Big-boob envy has hit Port Pirie.”

Thankfully Google finally got it right:

A wise man once said “They hate us ‘cause they ain’t us.”

While the Google Street Car is known for accidently capturing some lurid moments as Google aims to photograph the entire surface of the Earth in a secret plan to control the fate of humanity, my favorite moments are the ones with people purposely trolling. There was the guy who quickly orchestrated a fake murder, but Karen’s stunt is really tops – or topless I should say.

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Source: Gawker