Top 5 Things David Letterman Could Do After Retirement

Now that David Letterman plans to announce his retirement on tonight’s Late Show, here are a few things we may see Letterman partaking in with his free time.

#5: Dentistry

With teeth like Letterman’s, how could he not give back to the world that gave so much to him. 

#4: Donating his fancy socks to Goodwill

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No need for his tailor made, designer bred clothes anymore now that his show will be over.  Time to help those looking for a real good deal. 

#3: Perfecting his pencil throwing

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Letterman is the king of this sport, but there’s always room for improvement.  Also, since he gave away his clothes, he has to now wear his wife’s.

#2: More philandering

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Sure, why not.  It’s okay with us, we won’t judge. 

#1: Making a cake mold out of Paul Shaffer’s head

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 And what better way to find inspiration than Paul’s infamous dome.  Paul is going into retirement as well, so Letterman may as well get him in the mix.  The CAKE mix!  But seriously, that cake looks disgusting.

Tune into the Late Show tonight (11:35/10:35C) to see if he mentions any of these retirement plans!