Today you might find yourself heading to Google for your informational needs, but you'll be surprised to find out that a penis is today's Google logo design.
Sure, they claim it's a "train" celebrating the birthday of Raymond Loewy, "an industrial designer who achieved fame for the magnitude of his design efforts across a variety of industries", but let's not fool ourselves. It's really just a penis. I mean, there's a stream of white light coming out of the tip for crying out loud. If The Ambigulously Gay Duo were train conductors fighting crime in the 1940's, that would be their train design of choice.
But don't be alarmed, this isn't the first time a penis has been delivered by a corporation as large as Google. Afterall, Disney of all places got away with it back in 1990.
So happy birthday, Raymond! May you conduct your train penis with a mighty hand!
-Todd Spence (follow me on the Twitter)